I Open Tumblr. I Close Tumblr. I Check Discord. I Open Tumblr. I Close Tumblr. I Open Spotify. Start

i reblogged this immediately and then only after reblogging i realized it said "chilled greese"

i read "grilled cheese" and full well reblogged that thinking nothing of it

chilled greese

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

i have a sneaking suspicion i am going to be the type of person to get noise complaints as i'll be listening to depressing music too loud at 2 am

I want to be someone's girly little girlfriend but I'm built like a charging chuck from super Mario it's not fair

executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-

what about a sgt. pepper

with a band

god could you give me a dr pepper

I will give you *two* doctor peppers, one to drink, and the other to give you a full psychological evaluation