Saturday? No, You Misheard Me.

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades

"I have depression." - character who has been through extensive therapy.

"I feel dead inside all the time and nothing helps!" - character who does like, regular introspective thinking and is aware of the concept of mental health.

"Leave me the fuck alone I'll be fine once I get over my stupid shit." - repressed character.

"It's fine I'm just having an Empty Time. What? Yeah, empty times, you know, when everything is like bzzzzzz in your brain and you don't shower for two weeks. Why, what do you call it?" - ooooughhh now we're talkin

*in a donald trump impersonation*

and you see i am flat as a board, yes flat as a board i say, there are no boobies here, simply none, which is a shame, such a shame that there are no boobies, none to be found, i look here and i see none at all

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