I've Been Seeing A Lot Of Posts About Piracy Lately And In Light Of This I Do Need To Say Something Because

TIME IS NOW

LIVE IS HERE

MINECRAFT IS LIVE

Fuck it

Notes game

Limit 3 notes per person

I’ll try my best to follow up on this with results but I may forget

10 notes: touch grass DONE

30 notes: try and care abt my schoolwork IN PROGRESS

50 notes: get more sleep IN PROGRESS

100 notes: come out to my extended family IN PROGRESS

120 notes: find another reason to live (I have 2 rn and desperately need more) DONE

150 notes: engage more with my irl friends DONE

200 notes: get over my fear of clickers (long story) IN PROGRESS

300 notes: stop hating myself IN PROGRESS

SECRET GOAL UNLOCKED!!! 420 NOTES: I’ll eat a weed or whatever ppl do idk I don’t get high (this is a joke for the record) DONE

500 notes: ascend to the heavens and rain hellfire upon my enemies (this is a joke I don’t think we make it this far) DONE

690 notes: Nice DONE

1000 notes: become god

STRETCH GOALS (adding these bc I wanna keep the game goin it’s rly fun for me)

1100 notes: start planing to take over the world of gods

1200 notes: kill the first god and take their power

1300 notes: kill the second god and take their power

1400 notes: kill the third god and take their power

1500 notes: use the power of the slain gods to gain domain over everything and rule as god-queen of the universe

(It would be so funny if I got this far)

Kermit for Pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

THIS IS TRIUMPH

BABA IS MAKE NOTE

SUCCESS IS HUGE

SATISFACTION IS NOT OVERSTATED

SCIENCE IS APERTURE

BABA DO WHAT MUST AND CAN

GOOD IS ALL NOT DEAD

CRY IS NOT SENSE

BABA AND CAKE IS TRY

NOT CAKE IS NOT TRY

SCIENCE IS DONE

GUN IS NEAT

YOU IS STILL ALIVE

UwU

I GROW STRONGER!

NYAAAAAAAAAA!

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real

The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad