I Think I Speak For A Lot Of People When I Say This:

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

chess lore

hey, uh. what the shit

pegging isnt gay. if you're a guy, and a woman pegs you, that's heterosexual, not gay

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

infinity and three now i guess

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

the nerd i reblogged this from has a quality blog & i recommend you all follow them.