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Alright fine staring a notes game

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess

See ya on the other side

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

what about a sgt. pepper

with a band

god could you give me a dr pepper

I will give you *two* doctor peppers, one to drink, and the other to give you a full psychological evaluation

what

I had to close the inbox for a while. I get it you want to be the next pope but I've seen the same question 50 times at this point

I can't believe the horse is back in the fucking hospital

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

do conservatives genuinely think that like. when i was 12 years old i decided to sacrifice my relationship with my family and my teenage years and my everyday joy just so i could eventually piss in the girls bathroom.

how fucking delusional are you. how can you think that any human being would put themselves through all this suffering and pain and loss just to like mock women or something. theres no fucking long con its not a bit im not fucking pretending. im not a man.

are you seriously going to hate me so fucking much that you would overthrow shit like human rights and your own economic comfort just to make sure that i cant be happy as myself. does my friend losing at sports but getting to be happy playing bother you so much that the past two months or whatever are worth it.

literally all this is just so i can be happy. im a fucking woman and nothing you can ever do will change that. its so fucking pathetic that my joy is everyones enemy for some reason. it doesnt have to be this way yall. it really doesnt. stop it

if you told young me that she would grow up in a world that didnt get more tolerant ever and hated her this fucking much she would have killed herself immediately. let kids be happy. give them hope. but also fucking

please just let me be happy for one minute of my life as a woman