Damn, I Need Some Estrogen. Like Desperately…

wife time 

this post get 10k i'll tell my mom i'm a woman

“starry night” this, “café terrace at night” that, when are we going to talk about “two rats” by vincent van gogh?

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

"hey friends, i'm trans"

"hey guys, i'm a guy (sometimes)"

these are options; maybe not the best options based on your personal opinion but options nonetheless

um guys so I want to come out as trans to my friends but like… how do I do that?? They’ll definitely be accepting but like what do I say????

what

I had to close the inbox for a while. I get it you want to be the next pope but I've seen the same question 50 times at this point

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My masterpiece

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know