Monthly Reminder To Go Read The Interpretation Of Shadows. Right Now. Do It.

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

The hell is LGBT+? Y'all have gay premium?

there's a really funny 3d printing controversy going on btw.

if you don't know, there's a very popular 3d printing model out there called "benchy". this is used for benchmarking your 3d printer because it's a difficult print and will help test it out.

this is so widely used that people make their own little versions of it, remixing the 3d model to make benchy look cooler and stuff. however, a new company owns the benchy license. they are sending copyright takedowns to all those who wrongfully uploaded the benchy model.

of course, this is pissing off the 3d printing community greatly. everyone loved benchy and have used it for years. so someone on reddit decided to make a new model that is designed as a 3d printing stress test. one that works a lot like benchy, and people are freely able to edit it as they please. you know what they called it?

boaty.

I have been waiting all year to post this.

i love tumblr because you get followed by someone you've barely interacted with and immediately go look at their account and decide "hmm yes, we like this person" and now you have a mutual

i also hate tumblr because you get followed by someone you've never interacted with and you immediately go look at their account and it's an account looking for donations and then i get an ask for money and i literally have that in my bio to not do the that

the duality of this site

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

“starry night” this, “café terrace at night” that, when are we going to talk about “two rats” by vincent van gogh?

Hey girl are you a witch because I’d *check notes* b-burn you alive? Hang you? Crush you with stones? Oh god none of this is good pickup line material is it

The fact that the assumed UHC shooter's last name is Mangione, Italian for "eats a lot", is personally hilarious. For years we've been saying we should eat the rich and then some dude named Big Eats went and fuckin did it.