(to The Tune Of Hot To Go)

[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

not a dream

English is not my first language

accidents sometimes happen

today I confused the Once-ler with the word incel

that is all

don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function