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MCMENTO MORI IM CRYING

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

I don't know whether to hate myself or applaud myself for knowing what this all meant-

My date: So, what languages do you speak?

Me: Swedish, English, and reader-insert fanfiction.

My date:

My date: An example?

Me: I put on a f/c t-shirt and a s/f/c f/p skirt. I arrived at bff/n's house for their party and walked inside.

"Y/n!!!!" I heard someone scream. When I turned around I saw bff/n, f/1/n and f/2/n running towards me.

"Hi!" I said as we all hugged.

"Guess who's here?" bff/n asked.

"F/c/n?" I asked teasingly. Bff/n blushed.

"Yea he's here but he's not who I'm talking about. It's c/n." It was my turn to blush now.

"So? I don't care." I said.

"Sure." bff/n, f/1/n, and f/2/n said at the same time.

"Whatever." I mumbled before going over to the kitchen to grab some f/f and f/d.

My date:

Me: Shall I go on?

Roger please help me🥺

Okay but like what if I did a Julie and the Phantoms fic where it was an Over The Moon AU, I just watched the movie and I am in love with it! Like it’d be and x reader where Chang’e is Y/N, Luke is Houyi, and Julie is Fei Fei, and so on! I’m actually so into this idea I think I’m gonna do it! Give me feedback would you like to see something like this??

so embarrassing to have a favorite character honestly. like yes that's my specialest guy 🙄 yes i have 200 photos of him saved 😑 if i don't look at him or hear him talk every 2 minutes i'll start killing the hostages 😕 i think about him every day. because he's my favorite. whatever

IM DEAD

*10th Doctor, Jack, and (Y/n) hiding in the bushes and trying not to be seen by the 9th Doctor*

Jack: Those pants did nothing for your ass

10: Nobody asked you to look, Jack

Jack: It’s ridiculous

(Y/n): I think you look great, Doc

(Y/n), saluting: As far as I’m concerned, that’s the universe’s ass

COME BACK GOJO

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