Hello 🤗

such a classic 🌷

I really think about it. But that could be a little bit embarrassing 😅

cunt grammar!

so youve accepted that youre an inferior cunt. now what? now its time to update your grammar of course! the rules for writing like a good cunt are simple so ill help you :)

1. turn off autocorrect and autocapitalisation on your phone. this will let the world see how dumb you really are and how bad you are at writing right

2. never. backspace. if youve started a sentence a dumb way or somethings not making sense you dont get to back out of it. try to make sense but you dont deserve the option to hide how dumb you are

3. only ever use big letters for Men and words about Men (like You when youre talking to a Man). your sentences look much better and much more cunty if you make your letters small

4. cut apostrophes. youre still understandable but youll look so much dumber! its great

5. cut commas. youll look so much more like a dumb cunt when your sentences are choppy or run on for too long :)

6. try to use small words instead of big ones. you dont have to talk so noone understands you, but no Man will be interested in the big words in your brain. keep it simple stupid!

7. stay away from txt speak. write dumber, but too many numbers and silly abbreviations and youll ruin it! Men find that annoying and you never want to be annoying right?

and thats all i have for tips! if anyone out there has more feel free to add them! bye

such a princess 👸🏻

wonderful groundrules to live by ☝🏻

Subtle ways to serve the patriarchy in your daily life:

1. Be respectful

When talking to strange men, always refer to them as "sir" or as a "gentleman." This may seem outdated, but some people still talk like that. It shows your respect and harkens back to a time when men were in charge and women knew their place.

2. Be polite

Always say please and thank you, even if it doesn't seem necessary. For example, instead of saying, "Hey, do you know where the restroom is?" say, "Excuse me, sir, could you please show me where the restroom is?"

3. Be dependent

If you go out with a man, let him hold your phone. He'll decide what you need to see and who you need to communicate with. If he goes through your texts and photos, that's his right.

4. Be a doll

If you go out with a man, let him choose your outfit, how you do your makeup, and your hair. Don't leave until he is completely satisfied with your appearance.

5. Dress to impress

If you go out without a man, choose makeup and an outfit based entirely on what you think men find attractive. (Unfortunately, you will have to use your brain just a little bit for this one 😥) It doesn't matter if you like it, or if it's comfortable, men's taste is your taste.

6. Be helpless

If you think you might need help with something, ask a man. Even if you think you could probably do it on your own, remember that you can't. If you're lost, don't try to use Google maps. Ask a man for help. If there's something wrong with your car, don't even try to figure out what it is, take it to a mechanic, and say, "It makes a weird noise when I do this" and let him handle everything for you (ideally you wouldn't be driving at all)

7. Be approachable

If ANY man flirts with you or compliments you, be receptive. If a dirty homeless man says you have nice tit's, smile at him and say, "Thank you, sir." If a group of men are hollering at you, stick around, give them a spin so they can see and judge every part of your body, invite them to come over and grope you.

8. Be submisive

Never talk back to a man. If a man is rude to you, be grateful for the attention and ask him what you can do to make it right.

9. Be dumb

Don't use big words, in text or in speech. If you have an idea that you don't know how to express, it's probably too complicated for you. Only read when you have to. Never try to understand current events, occupy your mind with porn. If you really need more intellectual stimulation, you can watch something like celebrity gossip news.

10. Spead the word

Subtly try to teach other women their place, compliment them on their appearance, and nothing else. Discourage them from valuing things like their education and career. Encorage them to dress more slutty, if possible get them drunk and makeout with them for men to watch.

thats absolutly true! nothing makes more stress in my life. on many days i think its too much for myself.

its not only this but i feel very out of place too. the most thinks at work can my male collegues better and i have noticed the can deal with this kind of stress much better too. and i just try to survive

thats the right kind of rolemodel 💃🏼

👠☝🏻

thats the kind of girl i want to be 😍

Sydney Sweeney

wonderful guide and rules to follow 🤗

Good girls etiquette

Don’t ever wear men’s clothes. Always remember you’re a girl and dress accordingly.

There is a fine line between sexy and slutty. There is a time and place for both.

Never swear and don’t talk loudly. Keep your voice down and keep it pleasant.

Never interrupt a Man while he’s talking. Wait your time. If he cuts you off stop talking and wait patiently until he’s finished before continuing.

Never talk back. If you disagree say so but in a pleasant manner. Never bitch and never complain and never accuse. Recognise when he’s made up his mind. When he’s told you his decision accept it and move on even if it didn’t go your way.

Openly disagreeing with your Man or questioning him in public shows disunity and should be avoided. Keep your disagreements private (and remember 3-5 above).

Always check in with your Man before making any decisions. Saying “I need to check with my boyfriend/husband” is a perfectly valid answer to most questions.

Be happy and be positive. Do your best to please the people around you and especially your Man. Always ask yourself what more you can do. Look for opportunities to please and be of use.

Always be polite and respectful. Say “thank you” and “please.” If you’ve done anything to upset your Man remember to say “I’m sorry.”

Ask your Man if any of the above is unclear.

the last part is like the most wonderful about this. its the most important job for a girl to please men!