When Someone That Shouldn't Be Allowed To See Your Nsfw Content Lies About Their Age, How Do You Find

Probably spent to much time on the shoes :")

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Ink's IDOL outfit design belongs to @kwai0

Ink belongs to Comyet/myebi

I like this one more ngl ☝️

It cracked so bad☠️

Don’t ask me where I got this idea because I don’t know

Chara didn’t know Cross’s password :)

Presenting… Pastel! She's an old fanchild I made a few years ago—a child made between PaperJam and a female cat monster(name withheld). So I gave her an update and older look so shes in her 20s.

She's good childhood friends with Geno and Palette Roller, but maybe wants… more?

Sometimes, you'll see her casually eating pastel chalks or crayons. Not only do these snackable art supplies balance out our little Kuudere's emotions, but also aids her in battle. Different colors give her different boosted abilities and elemental magic(i.e. red gives her fire based magic).

If you have any questions about or for Pastel, feel free to drop an ask!

What a night...

It was late... At least for me it was. I just got off work around 10pm for my shift at work...

My last shift, that is...

My job just dropped me without any warnings, without any write ups and no notice for me to prepare to have a new job lined up whatsoever. Just proving further to never show loyalty to a multi-billion dollar cooperation.

Body on auto-pilot mode, weaving through the crowds of people and monsters in the city and just cancelling out the noises around me, my mind couldn't help but wonder... Why? Why would they just drop me? I've worked for the company for 5 years. I've always arrived early, stayed extra if needed and if I was ever sick, I made sure to provide a doctor's note so I wouldn't have any unexcused absences on my record. So why—

…Wait. Hold up...

“Due to recent events, and information provided from our PR team that also works with social media, we are letting go a few workers within this company. This is nothing personal, but we need to make sure that the people that work for this company are people that best represents us, our values, and what we stand for, and we feel that this company isn’t for you.”

“…Information provided from our PR team that also works with social media…”

“…people that work for this company…”

“…best represent us, our values, and what we stand for…”

This could be a goddamn coincidence, but… Did those fuckers fired me because they found out I was an activist taking part in a protest for monster rights?!

That had to be it—it was rumored that the company and its CEO were against even the most basic rights Monsters well deserved. The last protest was a combo of fighting for Monsters to have the right to have Driver’s Licenses and legalization of Monster-Human marriage. The human police got involved and it became a huge thing all over the News and online. The PR team must have found out some of their workers were taking part in the protest and had to clean house. Ugh…

As I stopped walking for a moment, I saw the bright red neon sign of my usual hangout, Grillby’s. The owner, Grillby, was a fire monster and a good friend of mine. Though he was a monster of few words, his actions spoke for him. I worry one of these nights, he’ll get sick of me just venting to him and crying into my drinks. Honestly, tonight was very much needed for me to get shit faced and ugly cry…

Stepping through the door and with the ring of a bell, my being was engulfed in a welcoming warmth and cheerful atmosphere. The usual patrons in their usual seats as if this bar was their second home—and it really was. Grillby’s place was that nice of a business. Looks like Doggo is having a ruff night playing Blackjack with the others and is barking up a storm. That bunny monster is giggling her ears off and slumped over in her booth. The same chill music is still playing on that old jukebox. It was nice… This place was nice…

Taking my seat at the bar, Grillby already knew I had a lot on my mind and had some hot fries ready for me and told me he’d make my usual drink—which was a spiked spider cider. He and Muffet have been working with ideas on food and drink so they can both benefit and see what other folks like and where they can improve. It’s nice.

“And it’s such fucking bullshit that they’d just… just, uhh… fuck, what did I say? Fuck, right! My company just fucking fired me because they’re just ugly bigot fuckwads! Humans trapped Monsters underground for Gods know how long and now that y’all are back, they wanna act all superior and try to lord over Monsters and prevent y’all from having equal… uh… things!!! It’s bullshit!”

“…And it’s time to cut you off for tonight, Julia.”

“Noooo, Grillbyyyy, I’m not drunk. I only has 1 drink…”

“And that was my mistake. You can’t handle your alcohol—especially monster alcohol… Did you want to head back to my loft to relax for the night?”

“Nnn… Too many words… Grillby, lemme have another—my job sucks butt and I wanna drink til I can’t feel feelings anymore…”

“…heh, keep your gin up, kiddo. it’ll get better with time. after all, we ale make pour decisions.”

And that’s when I met him…

“A… A talking skeleton monster…?”

It was like he came out of nowhere, but… There he was, next to me. A rather short skeleton monster with… eyes lights as bright and beautiful as a galaxy and an outfit to match. Gosh, were those sparkly freckles on his zygomatic bones? Cute… And… He’s floating? Is he doing that with his magic? I mean, I shouldn’t assume gender, but with a voice so rich and deep like that, I…

“…Wait, was that a pun?”

[Next: A Black Rose]

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A Black Rose

…My head… …Fuck, it's like someone took a sledge hammer to it… My body is sore all over… …Where the hell am I? This isn't my apartment

Some photos I did as an ask submission for this awesome blog I follow on a different account.

Y'all, check out @a-v-j they are super awesome and love the shenanigans they do.

Averse belongs to @a-v-j

Julia belongs to me! :3

Trump won't let up! Someone help Papyrus out to block the talking orange!

Maybe... Maybe Sans could help? Surely he knows what to do!

...Nevermind.

Trump is harassing Papyrus again

Trump, leave Papyrus alone. :<

✨"Let your dreams guide you!"✨

ahhhh I'm finally done!!! here is my official contribution to @zucchiyeni 's IDOL AU:

Introducing the Star's lead singer: DREAM!!!

here's the ref:

this whole thing took an ungodly amount of time to make lmao thank you for letting me do dream's design! I had a lot of fun figuring it out :D

bonus: dream's reaction to the notes

Dream Sans belongs to JokuBlog the idol au belongs to zucchiyeni

(closeup, static. ver, and draft below the cut)

🌟Pastel Dreams🌟

Hello, everyone! I'm making this post at 5:17am because I don't know what proper sleep is! 🙃 Yaaaaaayyy...! 🫠

Anyways, I recently finished a new bunny hat design that I know for sure you bitches, bros, and enby hoes will absolutely adore! Because I do!

Presenting... 🌟Pastel Dreams🌟

It's soft and simple design is sure to get notice while you're out and about, and for those chilly days/nights where the cold air is a-blowin', do not worry! The long bunny ears aren't just for stimming, but they can also be used as a scarf! Isn't that neat?

I'm considering taking on made-to-order commissions if there are enough people who show interest. Hell, I'll may list them on my Ko-Fi store if need be.

...What? Need more incentive to want your own hat? Really? Hmph! Well... So be it, then! Don't say I didn't want you!

Behold! My SPECIAL ATTACK!!

LOOK AT MY BABIES!! LOOK AT THEM!!! They are so stinkin' cute, it should be a crime! Bein' total pros at modelin' their Mama's bunny hat! 🥺

...Huh? Check the kids? Why, what's—Orion! 💦

...Anywaaaays, I'm long overdue for sleep. I'm gonna hit the sack! If you want your own Pastel Dreams hat, please lemme know! Or if you wanna check out my Ko-Fi store to see what I currently have listed, you can check it out here:

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If you have any questions, feel free to message me! My ask box is also available if you're wondering how this succubi has some babies that look awfully similar to some very handsome guardians/deities you may know.😉

could you.. maybe draw my blorbo, Tic? 👀 (been tempted to request this for a bit, but anxiety lol.)

The boy the boy the boy,

Yay

Sorry if it took long,

Heheheh, I love im

If The Glamrocks had to work elsewhere, what place?