Danvotchka:

Bring on the bloopers

life sucks but at least you didn't get divorced, attend the golden globes physically attached to your co-worker at hand and hip, win a golden globe, kiss your coworker on the mouth, forget to thank him in your speech, then have to stand by on stage while he wins a golden globe and emphatically remembers to thank you, which is exactly when you and the live tv camera realize you forgot. that's what it was like to be gillian anderson in 1997

Natasha: I want to wake up with you everyday for the rest of our lives.

Steve: I wake up at 4 AM.

Natasha: I want to see you at some point everyday for the rest of our lives.

THE AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON (2015) dir. Joss Whedon

What…. on EARTH… was going on behind the scenes on the Nanny Diaries

Edit: it was The Perfect Score

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The Avengers (2012) dir. Joss Whedon

Me, I am bitches

The Anthology 'verse

Artwork by @faith2nyc

An outlet. That's all Natasha Romanoff thought these trysts with Steve Rogers, her costar in the much-anticipated Summer blockbuster, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, would be. After all, when she's Hollywood's most notorious bad girl and he's America's sweetheart, that's all these could ever be - the warm, fuzzy feelings that have suddenly found a permanent home in her chest every time she looks at him be damned.

Prologue

Chapter 1: The Bolter

Chapter 2: Fortnight

Chapter 3: Down Bad

Chapter 4: I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

Chapter 5: imgonnagetyouback

Chapter 6: So High School

Chapter 7: But Daddy I Love Him

Chapter 8: The Tortured Poets Department

Epilogue

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