Today, I Put A Roly-poly Under My Drain Plug After Moving Him To The Floor, Bc I Wanted To Take A Shower
today, i put a roly-poly under my drain plug after moving him to the floor, bc i wanted to take a shower and deal with it later. when i came back to free him from his deemed "bug jail," i noticed he was gone. just straight up disappeared, and all i could say was, "oh, he's an escaped convict!"
it is also worth noting that i have almost completely lost my voice due to a rather nasty cold, and so my little exclamation of surprise sounded more akin to dying squeaks and squawks rather than any actual words.
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