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Eye dividers !! F2u with credit :3
I could reeaalyy go for some sushi rn โ(ยดโณ๏ฝ)๏ผ๏ผ
by eunjoful
A/n: Fnaf SB in 2025? More likely than you'd think since my new years goal/resolution thingy was to let myself be as autistic as possible LMFAOO (I am OBSESSED with this game again AHHHSBAJANAN!!!!)
Also I fear you can tell who my favourites are reaaalllyyy easily โ(;ยด_๏ฝ)โ
Warnings: None !!
โโโ ห ฬ ๐๐ต๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ค๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ?
๐ฯ ๐ฃแฏ๐โฑบฯ -- โ แดกแด แดแดษด าษชษดษขแดส-แดแดษชษดแด, แดแดสส sแดแดสษชแดs, แด สษชษดแด าษชแดขแดขส-าแดแดข แดษดแดษชส แดแดส สแดแดแด s แดx-แดสแดแด แด แดษดแด แดสแดษด sแดแดส แดแด แดสส ษดษชษขสแด !! โ
โ๏ธโน He smells like oranges for some reason... nobody really knows why. Not even the people who created him know (โ_โ;)
โ๏ธโน It adds to his charm though !!
โ๏ธโน He's unhinged as FUCK man
โ๏ธโน Stressed daycare workerโข
โ๏ธโน Just watch this and you'll see ๐ญ (but tbh how he acts in the game is a good indicator of it anyways)
โ๏ธโน Both him and moon are sassy 'n stubborn asf
โ๏ธโน He's gentler with the children, though, genuinely does care for them all and keeps all the lil gifts they give him
โ๏ธโน Speaking of Moon, I think Sun is just a taaad bit scared of him (hehe ADHD vs Autism)
โ๏ธโน Stimstims STIMS!! They're mostly full body ones or the hand flaps
โ๏ธโน His rays spin when he's happy !!
โ๏ธโน He has a diary that he writes and doodles in with glittery gel pens =^โโฉโ^=
โ๏ธโน Orange cat coded !
โ๏ธโน Theatre kid energy......
๐โฑบโฑบ๐ฃแฏ๐โฑบฯ -- โ ษดษชษขสแดส ษดษชษขสแด.~ โ
โพเผ He smells like lavender! This however, unlike Sunny, was 100% intentional. Lavender has a calming affect :-3
โพเผ Don't believe me? Well.....: "Its calming scent can help reduce stress and improve sleep" - ยฉ 2024 Cleveland Clinic
โพเผ He enjoys mood lighting a LOT
โพเผ Idgaf he has sensory ISSUES ๐
โพเผ "How can a robot have sensory issues?" SHHH.... SHH. Let me be silly. Let me be full of whimsy and joy and project on my fave
โพเผ Mischevious..... he likes to sneak up on security guards after hours and spook them
โพเผ They're still trying to figure out how to keep him in the daycare as his midnight rendezvous have resulted in a lawsuit or two "( โ โ โ )
โพเผ He lowkey highkey likes it when people are scared of him
โพเผ He's the silliest to ever silly btw, the inventor of shit eating grins and mischievous giggles
โพเผ Veeeerryy black cat coded
โพเผ He can purr โญ(๐น ๐น)
๐แฅฃฮฑ๐๐โฑบ๐ผ๐ ๐ ๐๐พแฏแฏ๐ -- โ แดกแดส แดแด ษขแด sแดแดแดสsแดแดส !! โ
โโก๏ธ He smells like cinnamon and sandalwood, very comforting (ใ-ฯ-)zzz
โโก๏ธ The dad friend, always making sure his bandmates and the kiddies who visit the Mega PizzaPlex are alright.
โโก๏ธ Like, to the point it gets annoying (I lobe him sm)
โโก๏ธ Monty and Roxy WORRY the FUCK outta him by the way since they're kinda reckless <(๊ฆใ _ใ )>
โโก๏ธ Genuinely just a really sweet bear who yearns to help and perform on stage for all his fans .ยทยฐี(ยฏโกยฏ)ียฐยท.
โโก๏ธ The song "Everyone adores you (at least I do)" is soooooo unbelievably him coded
โโก๏ธ He's literally your biggest and proudest supporter AHHHAJnnqjqjqoak
โโก๏ธ Tells the MOST terrible dad jokes ever. YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERIWSE
โโก๏ธ Him and Glam Bonnie were NOT causal ๐ญ
โโก๏ธ "You & me forever and ever ! -Love, Freddy" ....right. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐จโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ซต๐ซต.
๐แฅฃฮฑ๐๐โฑบ๐ผ๐ ๐ษฆ๐๐ผฮฑ -- โ ษช sแดแดสส แดษชแดขแดขแด !! โ
โเผ She wears Pizza Perfume/J
โเผ Nah but fr, she probably wears something sweet but subtle
โเผ Literally the BEST at rollerskating??? HELLO??
โเผ Even though she eats literal trash I feel like she's kind of particular with how she likes her pizza ๐ญ
โเผ Pizza is pizza, she'll eat it !! But like.. it needs to be a certain way for her to enjoy it.
โเผ Girl has standards and PRIORITIES... just odd ones??
โเผ If she had Twitter, she would have a stan account of some kind... I haven't quite decided of who yet (ใใยด-ฯใป)๏พ๏ผ
๐โฑบ๐ฮฑ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐พ ๐โฑบแฅฃ๐ฟ -- โ ษช สแดแด ษช'แด สแดแดส าแดแด แดแดสษชแดแด ? โ
โ ๏ธโฎ She smells like the gold Billie Eilish perfume 10000% (It's what I wear, actually !! It kinda reminds me of her)
โ ๏ธโฎ Do NOT touch her hair it is her pride and joy and she spends hoooours on it
โ ๏ธโฎ perfectionist in every sense of the word... but I think that's obvious โ(;ยด_๏ฝ)โ
โ ๏ธโฎ I KNOW what she is......
โ ๏ธโฎ Lesbian..... LESBIAN WOLF!!!!! JUST LOOK AT HER!!! She does NOT like men bffr ๐ญ๐ญ
๐โฑบ๐ฃ๐๐โฑบ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ฮฑ๐โฑบ๐ -- โ สแดแดแด 'ษด สแดสส ! โ
โ ๏ธโ๏ธ I don't even know what this guy would smell like
โ ๏ธโ๏ธ Axe body spray, probably ๐ญ
โ ๏ธโ๏ธ I feel like him and Roxy are buddies (I think it's hinted at in the games)
โ ๏ธโ๏ธ Very aggressively supportive of you and 100% defends you if people talk shit behind your back
โ ๏ธโ๏ธ I don't have much to say about him, I think he's cool, very rock 'n roll, but that's it sorry Monty Lovers ๐
hello! your blog is so adorable sjgsf could i get hcs for alastor with a temperamental s/o? maybe when they get angry they flare up like charlie? thank you in advancee!! <33
A/n: hehe thank youuu and of course !! writing for Alastor is always fun โฅ๏ธ
Warnings: Not really any, just Alastor being a little shit lol
Fluffโ๏ธ Comfortโ๏ธ Angstโ Smutโ
๐ป๐ค I find this dynamic amusing because Alastor canonically finds making people angry or โtemper tantrumsโ like.. the peak of comedy? ๐๐
๐ป๐ค Okay thatโs over exaggerating it a bit but still, it is true. he also isnโt fond of those who frown a lot. Hereโs the source for this little fun fact :3
๐ป๐ค In your case though I feel like heโd find it cute. Hilarious and kind of pathetic as well? Sure, but you managed to get the Radio Demon himself into a relationship. Thereโs already been made a special exception just for you so Iโm sure thereโd be many more.
๐ป๐ค Would still 100% egg you on or poke fun at you to get you more worked up just to laugh at you for it though
๐ป๐ค Him coming up behind you and wrapping you up in a tight hug only to exclaim: โSmile, my dear !!โ Or something along those lines as youโre literally seething ๐ญ
๐ป๐ค Wether it be to piss you off some more or not is still undetermined lol
๐ป๐ค Being temperamental isnโt just about being quick to anger though, it means to be quick toโฆ well, any emotion really.
๐ป๐ค He isnโt the best with dealing with peoples emotions in whatโs considered a normal wayโฆ but Iโm sure that much is expected from smiley over here (แตโแดโ)
๐ป๐ค Like actually trying to help you calm down and such might be a struggle at first for him but heโs a quick learner.
๐ป๐ค Listens fairly well when others are venting or talking about their problems though so thereโs also that
๐ป๐ค Good at giving out advice if you genuinely ask him for it, heโs got a lot of wisdom !!
๐ป๐ค Lends you a shoulder to cry on if you really needed itโฆ and I mean that in a very literal sense. Would let you cry against his shoulder as he patted your back and waited for you to stop your tears, you squeezing him in a tight embrace that he didnโt exactly return.
๐ป๐ค As much as he finds it amusing to see your pouty face or how worked up you get to the point of flaring up and going all โdemon modeโ and what notโฆ
๐ป๐ค Your smile is still his favourite thing to see :)
๐ป๐ค At the end of the day he does want to see you happy. He loves you in his own twisted little way after all โก
๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ ๐๐จ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ณ๐, ๐ซ๐๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ง๐ฒ ๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง โ( หฬถอโก หฬถอ )โ
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