Things are tough right now.
So here's my cat wearing a strawberry dress
Hi, would you be willing to make south park main 5 character blinkies? (ex. kyle fan)
I shall give you a silly cat for your efforts: เธ โฝ(โขโฉ โขใโผ
Aaawwhwh he so cuuute =^โโฉโ^= #1 cat emoticon enjoyer btw and yesyes!!
South Park season 27 is coming out soon and I'm gnawing at the bars of my enclosure waiting for it I'm SOEXCITED!!!!!!
Main 5 + Craig cuz I love him, my gay son ๐๐
I found the lil pixel dudes here and here btw !!
Hiii! If youโre up for it, would you write an Angel Dust x platonic fem reader fic who has PTSD from SA, and she has a really scary encounter with Val that triggers her and Angel is super comforting? Sorry itโs super specific ๐
A/n: Of course !! Also super specific requests are fun to write so donโt be afraid to request them :)) I hope this was okay (โฉหoหโฉ)โก
Warnings: Mentions of SA, Mentions of porn, Sexual themes, Talk of PTSD, Valentino in general is a warning In of itself tbh
Fluffโ๏ธ Comfortโ๏ธ Angstโ๏ธ Smutโ
It was just like any other morning in the Hazbin Hotel, you woke up, got ready for the day ahead of you and then walked yourself down to the lobby to see all your friends.
You woke up a little later than everyone else did so when you got to the lobby, they seemed to be already doing one of Charlieโs little games. As per usual though with these games, no one was really paying attention to what was going on. Husk was too busy drinking, Niffty was running around and torturing bugs, Alastor was nowhere to be found and Angel Dust was on his phone.
He looked rather unimpressed as he scrolled through his phone, it vibrating every few seconds in his hand as he got notification after notification from none other than his boss, Valentino himself.
Once he got a call, he got up and took it. Charlie looking visibly upset once he had eventually told everyone he had to leave early for an โemergency shootโ
So you decided to be helpful and try to get Angel back to the hotel
โNo, [name] seriously, I donโt think itโs a good idea to go after him.โ Vaggie said, attempting to encourage you not to go after Angel and you couldnโt quite understand why?
โWhy? Itโll be fine! Iโll just pop in and pop out.โ You said with a shrug, turning around and leaving the hotel before anyone could get another word in.
And so, you were off to Angels studio.
Once you got there, it didnโt take long for Angel to recognize your presence. His eyes widening and excusing himself from the set for a moment. Valentino didnโt exactly look too pleased by that, considering what happened last time.
โWhat the fuck are you doinโ here?!โ Angel Dust would whisper shout with a look of worry written all over his face as he approached you.
โI was just seeing if you were doneโฆ and if I could somehow convince your boss to let you off early if you werenโt?โ You said back with an eyebrow raise, wondering what the big deal was.
He let out an incredulous titter, shaking his head no. โToots, Iโm not letting you anywhere near Valโโ
Speak of the devil. Valentino cuts him off as he was now standing right in front of the two of them, not looking thrilled with your presence.
โAnd who might this be? Another one of your little friends, Angie?โ Valentino would say condescendingly, making Angel glance away from him and at the ground beside him instead.
Another? What was up with everybody and not telling you things??
โUhm.. Iโm [name].โ You introduced yourself as you glanced at the moth demon with a smile, a Cheshire worthy grin spreading across the demons face in return.
โAhh sรญ? A beautiful name for para una mujer tan hermosa~โ he said, taking your hand and licking up to your elbow, causing you to cringe slightly but you held it together for nowโฆ
Angel looked very uncomfortable, his eyes trained on you to makes sure nothing too crazy happened.
Of course, Valentino knew this.
โHow would you like to watch? Maybe even join? Hm? I could make you a star muรฑeca..โ He purred, raising a brow as he got uncomfortably close to you. This was starting to freak you out a little, as it would anybody. This guy was clearly a fucking creep.
You slowly shook your head no. โNoooโฆ thank you? Uh I can just sit and wait until heโs done.โ You said, figuring it would be better to settle for that than to go further with this guy
โPerfect! From the top everybody!โ Heโd announce, turning his back to you and walking back to the set as he sat back down in his chair, making both you and Angel let out a sigh of relief as you both followed. You were a little shaken but you figured that was all the interaction youโd have with Angels boss for the dayโฆ
And oh, were you sorely mistaken. โ ๏ธ !! TW !! โ ๏ธ
You sat down in an extra chair that Valentino had made his robot โKittyโ bring in for you to sit beside him on. you tried not to watch what Angel was doing on set as it felt weird to watch your friend suck some guys dick..
After a few minutes of scrolling on your phone, you felt a hand on your thigh.. slowly creeping upwards towards your skirt. Immediate warning bells went off in your head. Immediate flashbacks started happening.
You froze. Not knowing what to do but you knew damn well who was touching you. That fucker Valentino.
โWhatโs the matter, amor?โ Valentino spoke with that shit eating grin on his face again, his head titling ever so slightly to the side as he glanced over at the feared expression on your face, pretending he had no idea what he was doing.
His hand slipped up to your panty line and thatโs when you started to freak out, you stood up, looking quite startled. โFuck off!โ Was what came out of your mouth, causing an unamused expression to fall on Valโs face as he stood up again, practically towering over youโฆ
Thatโs when Angel stepped in, immediately placing himself between you two, the porno he had been in the middle of shooting long forgotten.
โVal.โ He said surprisingly firmly as he glared up at him before looking behind him at himself at you, and his expression softened as he sighed.
โCmon, weโre goinโ home.โ Angel said to you as he grabbed your hand with one of his, walking past Valentino.
โWhere the fuck do you think youโre going bitch? Youโre not done recording for the dayโ Valentino spat, a furious expression on his face and his words laced with venom.
Angel didnโt reply, walking out the doors with you as quickly as possible. He knew damn well heโd probably get punishment for this tomorrow but he couldnโt let whatever the fuck was going on between you and his boss go on any longer.
The walk back to the hotel was silent, you still trying to process everything that had just happened to you and shaking like a leaf as you gripped onto Angels hand.
Once you got back to the hotel Angel was quick to check up on you now.
โHey baby, you okay? Iโฆ Iโm sorry you had to deal with that, deal with.. him.โ Heโd say, worry written all over his face.
Thatโs when you started to tear up, crying and wrapping your arms around him.
Heโd sigh once more and place a hand on the top of your head, his lower set of arms wrapping around you as he shushed you.
โItโs alright, youโre safe now.. okay? Iโm never gonna let anythinโ like that happen to ya again.โ he promised soothingly, silently blaming himself for letting it happen in the first place. This couldโve been prevented.
After a while of Angel Dust cooing gentle words and letting you cry as he held you, you started to calm down, sobs turning to sniffles as he rubbed the top of your head.
โThere.. better?โ He asked softly as he looked down at you, giving you a smile when you met his gaze, your makeup running if you had any of it on and your cheeks tear stained, pleased when he got a little nod from you.
โGood. Now we should probably actually go inside the hotel because Iโm sure we look stupid just standing out here.โ He quipped, earning a soft chuckle from you as you released him from your hug, giving another nod.
So thatโs what you did, the both of you went inside the hotel and you settled yourselves in his room for the night as you had a little movie marathon, Fat Nuggets joining in with you two <3
๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ ๐๐จ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ณ๐, ๐ซ๐๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ง๐ฒ ๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง โ( หฬถอโก หฬถอ )โ
แฏโ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ ๐ฒ
Eyeless Jack boyfriend headcannons please !!!
Eyeless Jack relationship headcanons
A/n: Oh Ej, my beloved, my beloathed
Warnings: Brief mention of sex (kinda??)
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค Touch starved FOR SURE.
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค But it takes him a while to initiate any form of physical touch with you for a while.
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค The last thing he wants to do is (accidentally) harm you, he's a demon after all, he knows he's far stronger than the average man... so he's a little apprehensive at first.
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค He'll come around eventually though, just be patient and understanding with him (ยดโ๏ฝ)โก
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค His love languages are acts of service and gift giving!!!!!!!!
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค Y'know how cats will drop mice at your feet and then just kinda... stare at you to show affection??
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค Yeah lol, he'll do that. Minus the mice and instead of dropping stuff at your feet, he'll hand you pretty pebbles and flowers he found on his missions and stare at you with empty, black sockets.
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค Unintentionally funny, will say something and you'll crack up and he'll not understand why. Which is fine by him, he loves your laugh.
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค Very intelligent! Wanted to be a surgeon :3
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค ...But he's socially awkward and bad at flirting ๐ญ๐ญ
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค "You smell good." He'd say, as he stares at you, the slightly worried smile that came over your lips at that statement immediately made him backtrack and explain. He'd momentarily forgotten about the fact he literally eats people and that statement might be a bit concerning.
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค "Like- your body wash..." Which.. wasn't any better considering he'd also awkwardly name the exact scent from the exact brand you used.
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค If you couldn't tell, he stares a lot for someone who lacks eyes ๐
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค LOVES praise and being complimented but sometimes finds it hard to believe you actually think he's attractive
๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ ๐๐จ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ณ๐, ๐ซ๐๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ง๐ฒ ๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง โ( หฬถอโก หฬถอ )โ
แฏโ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ ๐ฒ
Happy 29th Birthday โหโญ๏ธ
โนโโกโ๐ฎโญ๏ธ Pompompurin!โญ๏ธ๐ฎโโกโโน :*:ยท\(๏ฟฃโฝ๏ฟฃ)/ยท:*ยทยฐโ *ใ
Invaderoli spoke!!!! March 19 shall be zim appreciation day
But im too impatient to wait a whole year so every nineteenth of the month im drawing comfort/happy zim personally, for my zimcause, if i can
Thank you oli uwu
A/n: Fnaf SB in 2025? More likely than you'd think since my new years goal/resolution thingy was to let myself be as autistic as possible LMFAOO (I am OBSESSED with this game again AHHHSBAJANAN!!!!)
Also I fear you can tell who my favourites are reaaalllyyy easily โ(;ยด_๏ฝ)โ
Warnings: None !!
โโโ ห ฬ ๐๐ต๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ค๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ?
๐ฯ ๐ฃแฏ๐โฑบฯ -- โ แดกแด แดแดษด าษชษดษขแดส-แดแดษชษดแด, แดแดสส sแดแดสษชแดs, แด สษชษดแด าษชแดขแดขส-าแดแดข แดษดแดษชส แดแดส สแดแดแด s แดx-แดสแดแด แด แดษดแด แดสแดษด sแดแดส แดแด แดสส ษดษชษขสแด !! โ
โ๏ธโน He smells like oranges for some reason... nobody really knows why. Not even the people who created him know (โ_โ;)
โ๏ธโน It adds to his charm though !!
โ๏ธโน He's unhinged as FUCK man
โ๏ธโน Stressed daycare workerโข
โ๏ธโน Just watch this and you'll see ๐ญ (but tbh how he acts in the game is a good indicator of it anyways)
โ๏ธโน Both him and moon are sassy 'n stubborn asf
โ๏ธโน He's gentler with the children, though, genuinely does care for them all and keeps all the lil gifts they give him
โ๏ธโน Speaking of Moon, I think Sun is just a taaad bit scared of him (hehe ADHD vs Autism)
โ๏ธโน Stimstims STIMS!! They're mostly full body ones or the hand flaps
โ๏ธโน His rays spin when he's happy !!
โ๏ธโน He has a diary that he writes and doodles in with glittery gel pens =^โโฉโ^=
โ๏ธโน Orange cat coded !
โ๏ธโน Theatre kid energy......
๐โฑบโฑบ๐ฃแฏ๐โฑบฯ -- โ ษดษชษขสแดส ษดษชษขสแด.~ โ
โพเผ He smells like lavender! This however, unlike Sunny, was 100% intentional. Lavender has a calming affect :-3
โพเผ Don't believe me? Well.....: "Its calming scent can help reduce stress and improve sleep" - ยฉ 2024 Cleveland Clinic
โพเผ He enjoys mood lighting a LOT
โพเผ Idgaf he has sensory ISSUES ๐
โพเผ "How can a robot have sensory issues?" SHHH.... SHH. Let me be silly. Let me be full of whimsy and joy and project on my fave
โพเผ Mischevious..... he likes to sneak up on security guards after hours and spook them
โพเผ They're still trying to figure out how to keep him in the daycare as his midnight rendezvous have resulted in a lawsuit or two "( โ โ โ )
โพเผ He lowkey highkey likes it when people are scared of him
โพเผ He's the silliest to ever silly btw, the inventor of shit eating grins and mischievous giggles
โพเผ Veeeerryy black cat coded
โพเผ He can purr โญ(๐น ๐น)
๐แฅฃฮฑ๐๐โฑบ๐ผ๐ ๐ ๐๐พแฏแฏ๐ -- โ แดกแดส แดแด ษขแด sแดแดแดสsแดแดส !! โ
โโก๏ธ He smells like cinnamon and sandalwood, very comforting (ใ-ฯ-)zzz
โโก๏ธ The dad friend, always making sure his bandmates and the kiddies who visit the Mega PizzaPlex are alright.
โโก๏ธ Like, to the point it gets annoying (I lobe him sm)
โโก๏ธ Monty and Roxy WORRY the FUCK outta him by the way since they're kinda reckless <(๊ฆใ _ใ )>
โโก๏ธ Genuinely just a really sweet bear who yearns to help and perform on stage for all his fans .ยทยฐี(ยฏโกยฏ)ียฐยท.
โโก๏ธ The song "Everyone adores you (at least I do)" is soooooo unbelievably him coded
โโก๏ธ He's literally your biggest and proudest supporter AHHHAJnnqjqjqoak
โโก๏ธ Tells the MOST terrible dad jokes ever. YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERIWSE
โโก๏ธ Him and Glam Bonnie were NOT causal ๐ญ
โโก๏ธ "You & me forever and ever ! -Love, Freddy" ....right. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐จโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ซต๐ซต.
๐แฅฃฮฑ๐๐โฑบ๐ผ๐ ๐ษฆ๐๐ผฮฑ -- โ ษช sแดแดสส แดษชแดขแดขแด !! โ
โเผ She wears Pizza Perfume/J
โเผ Nah but fr, she probably wears something sweet but subtle
โเผ Literally the BEST at rollerskating??? HELLO??
โเผ Even though she eats literal trash I feel like she's kind of particular with how she likes her pizza ๐ญ
โเผ Pizza is pizza, she'll eat it !! But like.. it needs to be a certain way for her to enjoy it.
โเผ Girl has standards and PRIORITIES... just odd ones??
โเผ If she had Twitter, she would have a stan account of some kind... I haven't quite decided of who yet (ใใยด-ฯใป)๏พ๏ผ
๐โฑบ๐ฮฑ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐พ ๐โฑบแฅฃ๐ฟ -- โ ษช สแดแด ษช'แด สแดแดส าแดแด แดแดสษชแดแด ? โ
โ ๏ธโฎ She smells like the gold Billie Eilish perfume 10000% (It's what I wear, actually !! It kinda reminds me of her)
โ ๏ธโฎ Do NOT touch her hair it is her pride and joy and she spends hoooours on it
โ ๏ธโฎ perfectionist in every sense of the word... but I think that's obvious โ(;ยด_๏ฝ)โ
โ ๏ธโฎ I KNOW what she is......
โ ๏ธโฎ Lesbian..... LESBIAN WOLF!!!!! JUST LOOK AT HER!!! She does NOT like men bffr ๐ญ๐ญ
๐โฑบ๐ฃ๐๐โฑบ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ฮฑ๐โฑบ๐ -- โ สแดแดแด 'ษด สแดสส ! โ
โ ๏ธโ๏ธ I don't even know what this guy would smell like
โ ๏ธโ๏ธ Axe body spray, probably ๐ญ
โ ๏ธโ๏ธ I feel like him and Roxy are buddies (I think it's hinted at in the games)
โ ๏ธโ๏ธ Very aggressively supportive of you and 100% defends you if people talk shit behind your back
โ ๏ธโ๏ธ I don't have much to say about him, I think he's cool, very rock 'n roll, but that's it sorry Monty Lovers ๐
Alastor: My partner need to be regal, powerful, clever, with the passion to take over Hell with me.
Reader: *Trips on the sidewalk and falls over crying because they stepped on a caterpillar*
Alastor: That one. I want that one.
Justโฆ. Take a closer look
LMFAOOO AT LEAST WE NOW KNOW HUSKER IS STRONG AND UNDER 5โ6????
The inventor of Kitschcore/hj :*:ยท\(๏ฟฃโฝ๏ฟฃ)/ยท:*ยทยฐโ *ใ
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