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Good day !! Not sure if you write for Adam but could I request like general friendship hcs for him? Thank you !! :D
Platonic Adam x Reader headcanons
A/n: Adam !! I had a feeling I’d get a request for him sooner or later lolz
Warnings: Adam just kinda… being himself? Some degrading terms used.
Fluff✔️ Comfort❌ Angst❌ Smut❌
🪽♔ I’m kinda going off of his friendship with Lute and just how he interacts with people in general… but Adam’s a douchebag and lowkey toxic 💀💀 please be aware of that before getting yourself involved in a friendship with him (he’s really just your average white dude guys I’m sorry)
🪽♔ BUT…. if you know this and CAN handle him, he’d be pretty entertaining to be friends with.
🪽♔ Bros a professional hater, would talk shit with you about the people in heaven you and him don’t like.
🪽♔ Side eyes you when those people do or say something (could literally be ANYTHING) and you both have to try really hard not to laugh your asses off
🪽♔ Makes very out of pocket jokes or comments in public that make you shush him, which results in him calling you a bitch and telling you not to shush him.
🪽♔ Basically Eric Cartman if he somehow landed himself into heaven if you squint…
🪽♔ Rip Adam, you would’ve loved South Park 😞
🪽♔ Does he call you by nicknames? Of course…! Affectionate ones? Well! Not really!
🪽♔ Calls you stuff like “Bitch”, “Slut”, “Whore”, “Cunt” but he probably doesn’t mean any of them. He can get pretty fucking creative with it too sometimes so it leaves you guessing.
🪽♔ Dealing with him takes patience and earning his respect, friendship and trust takes way more. You gotta work for that shit and be able to keep up with him.
🪽♔ Movie nights are a must, he’d love those. Pop some popcorn (add extra butter, that’s how he likes it), Dim the lights, Sit on the couch with him and put on a movie and he’s content.
🪽♔ He is a movie talker though so good luck getting him to shut up, he’d just throw popcorn at you if you tried.
🪽♔ On the subject of talking, Adam is literally the original yapper. He’ll yap on and on about anything and everything when you two hang out but he does actually make an effort to listen to you too
🪽♔ Isn’t big on physical touch.. you two only hugged like once and he just kinda awkwardly patted your back. Bro is NOT a hugger 🙅♀️🙅♀️
🪽♔ But… he does really care for you. You’ve stuck around long enough to show him you’re not leaving and he values your friendship a lot
🪽♔ Would he ever tell you that? HAH NO.
𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞
ᯓ★ 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐲
☆ I hit the image limit on my pinned so this is a continuation of blinkies + stamps that are me core ლ(´ڡ`ლ) ☆
My results:
Also, the art in this was so cute !!!! I made some blinkies out of it :-3
((Open tagging!!))
found a fun little personality test!
i am open tagging as always bc i wanna see everyone’s results!!!!!!
Just…. Take a closer look
LMFAOOO AT LEAST WE NOW KNOW HUSKER IS STRONG AND UNDER 5’6????