Beautiful Oo

When someone says something manipulative or passive aggressive to you thinking you won’t catch on to their little game but you fucking do.

WHEN YOUR ROLEPLAY PARTNER IS AMAZING AND PERFECT AT THEIR WORD CHOICE AND SENTENCE FLUENCY TO THE POINT WHERE IT LEGITIMATELY INTIMIDATES YOU

that’s my secret. all my OCs are me

Jurassic World’s “Indoraptor” - and please see @palaeofail-explained‘s reblog for why it being genetically engineered in-universe does not explain its issues.

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

Help me prove a point

How to use Loki dialogue in everyday life:

Dad: Have you seen my phone?

You: I sent it off, I know not where.

Sister: Will you wash the dishes?

Me: No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.

Friend: You're so crazy.

Me: Is it madness? IS IT?

Friend: I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--

Me: TELL MEEEEE!!!

Sister: Is Dad awake yet?

Me: Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.

Sister: Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--

Me: I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.

Mom: Stop changing channels--

Me: It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.

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WTF?

This is so fucking brilliant! In a hilarious way! XD

Okay but imagine Vincent just glitching all the time.

Accurate