When You Check Your Word Count, And It’s Only At 20 Words:

Literally me petting me friends’ cats. 

How to use Loki dialogue in everyday life:

Dad: Have you seen my phone?

You: I sent it off, I know not where.

Sister: Will you wash the dishes?

Me: No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.

Friend: You're so crazy.

Me: Is it madness? IS IT?

Friend: I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--

Me: TELL MEEEEE!!!

Sister: Is Dad awake yet?

Me: Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.

Sister: Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--

Me: I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.

Mom: Stop changing channels--

Me: It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.

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WTF?

This is so fucking brilliant! In a hilarious way! XD

LMAO

Me: I’m gonna finish writing that thing tonight!

Me: 

Okay but imagine Vincent just glitching all the time.

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

biggest ingame enemy defeated

*re-reads my own story*: this is some good stuff

*gets to the part where I stopped writing*: WHERE'S THE REST OF IT HOW DO I GET MORE

Brain: You're the author, if you want more you have to write it

Me: *flips tables*

Legit me

WTF? XDDD