If You’re A Little Weird That’s Kinda Sexy Of You

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

i love that the aizawa we get in canon is already an incredibly inwardly kind/outwardly passive about it older adult figure (if not paternal figure to be honest ALREADY like a lot of the time people say that and it's just some guy who happens to hang around people younger than him but i will acquieisisise on this one) who has a foster daughter he takes care of + one mentee who he imprinted on like the opposite of a duckling situation he was just like i'm taking this kid and teaching him to kill people with his minddddd Plus this crazy weapon i gave him. and then on top of that literally two whole friends who he pretends he hates.

and then everyone was like YEPPPPP you're actually gay married undercover to that guy and the kid you mentor doesn't have parents because he's a minor character so they haven't been invented yet which means he's your son now too and you've got a couple cats as well because what the hell am i right. congratulations ☺️. it's like the only time i've seen a fandom hc situation that actually just expands on the stuff that is already there in the funniest way possible. from shabby teacher to married 10+ years and two kids good for you buddy.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ UA UNDERCOVER ! | NEITO MONOMA

IN WHICH ✎ the emergence of an anonymous twitter gossip page has the students of UA reeling. with tensions running high and trust nonexistent, no one will remain unscathed- not even brash and untouchable monoma neito. XOXO

content tags | smau, written sections, enemies to lovers, academic rivals, reader has a strong quirk, bakugou x reader if you squint, aged up/3A au

warnings | suggestive comments, kys jokes, swearing, insults, overall reasonably lighthearted & sfw

GCs ·˚ ༘ bros & hoes UA undercover

written portions marked with ✎

MASTERLIST

1 | i simply must die

2 | newest power couple ! ✎

3 | tba !

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THIS!!!

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG IF YOU IDENTIFY AS THESE OR SUPPORT THESE!!

rb if your blog is not at all a safe space for these red flags

(image: dreamsexual, zoophilia, p3d0philia/maps, alt map)

FYI the red-yellow flag is AAM aka adult-attracted minors. Same effects as a MAP.

Okay, now I have to clarify bullshit.

YES, I am aware Dreamsexual COULD be a troll, although some people in the Dream community took it into serious matters

And no, this isn't fucking reblog bait. Shut the fuck up. I was just trying to be appreciative considering this is my post with the most attention.

I'm so fucking pissed at some people, and all I'm saying is any of the identities/flags shown above should NOT be seen on this blog.

Calm the fuck down, each of you.

thinking about pro hero bkg answering your ad for a roommate (less because he needs one and more that he's tired of his therapist's persistent encouraging to, at the very least, be around another person once in a while between missions). it's pretty nondescript - you're a young professional with a cat, and that's about all he knows. he's expecting some shy nerd. he's almost looking forward to the way you will undoubtedly move around each other like ships in the night.

but then you move in, and you're - not even a little bit of any of that. you do this stupid snort instead of laughing normally and he's sure he's seen your tonsils from how often your mouth is open and speaking. You shed all over the place and your cat jumps on his dresser and knocks all of his All Might shit down and he's just. sooo over it.

but then he has a particularly tough mission - a successful one, but it comes at a cost. his shoulders are heavy when he walks in through the door, forgetting for a moment that you're -

there. curls pinned up in some sort of falling knot on top of your head, wearing a sweatshirt of his you certainly never asked to borrow. you look absurd, swimming in his clothes and a pair of fuzzy socks, dancing around his kitchen. one hand pushes your dinner around in the skillet in front of you, the other is stained red with the amount of wine you've spilled out of your glass. you didn't hear him come in, but he's not sure it would've mattered if you did.

his suspicion is confirmed when he drops his gauntlet onto the tile - loudly - and you don't even pause in your dedication to making a fool of yourself to grin over your shoulder at him, gesturing your glass at him and singing along to a song he's not even hearing right now.

he thinks he might be starting to understand what his therapist meant, now.

BEN: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

BEN: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

BEN: I also want to softhack his circuits.

Y/N: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that again.

Tears in my togachaco eyes ,,,

I need money, so reblogging the Money Susie

I desperately need the money, so here’s Money Susie brought back.

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip