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AITA for stealing my boyfriend's soul?

so I (26 M) have somehow gotten a curse where the phrase 'you are what you eat' is very literal. I dont know how I got it, but I blame my boyfriend. I was a potato for a while, then a carrot, and then I was a pig. I was fine with the different forms, but ah, you see, I'm a vegetarian, and my pig form is really embarrassing. So, i tricked my boyfriend (28 M) into signing a contract that gave me rights to his soul, and then I tricked him into going into what was a juicing machine, and then.. well, I ate his soul. He's not too mad at me, but others are saying that that's not great thing to do to your boyfriend and so now I’m worried. am I actually the asshole in this situation?

Update: oh shoot I forgot to make a throwaway account for this

Update 2: i have suddenly grown very many eyes. I think this is karma

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comments:

iaccount: wait, you ate a pig?? what happened to peace love and plants?

scarrrred4life: I trick people into selling me their souls all the time. NTA

gman: oops sorry about that haha

tekvariety: LMAO deserved

have you heard of the story of the sea that loved the moon?

Ok so I just recently watched all three life series from scars pov again and I've come to a horrible realization...Scar doesn't hit grian once after third life and if he does he never shows it. When grian steals his first life in last life sure scar goes after him swinging but he never actually hits him just barely missing him every time and when he was the boogeyman and had the perfect chance to kill grian he simply doesn't. In double life it was grian who hurt scar to show him that they were soulbound. It never crossed scars mind to test grian like at all. Like he just accepted that grian was helping him out by giving him food whenever he was low on hunger and worrying about his life when he was low on hearts out of the kindness of his own heart. He was one hundred percent ready to accept that grian was going to be on his side without even being soulmates in a death game. He didn't care about who his soulmate was at all in double life but accepted grian as an ally right off the bat. And when he finally realized who his soulmate was via dripstone ,as pay back for grian not telling him sooner, he doesn't hit grian ,no, he punches a jellie panda and hurts himself. Everytime he wants to hurt grian he never physically hits him it's always him hurting himself. Grian on the other hand...in last life grian isn't afraid to hit scar. After stealing his life and running into Lizzie he takes out his sword and swipes at scar the moment he jumps down to their level but misses and he shots arrows at him willingly when he's on yellow and when on red despite not wanting to. On double life grian is the one who hurts scar physically. When showing him their soulmates he uses dripstone and when their hiding from the reds he uses dripstone to prank scar which almost kills them both. It's wild. Plus in last life scar is the only one with a cactus in a world without a desert and it's mumbo and grian who trades for it and in double life they make another monopoly on sand and somehow manage to find the only cactuses on the server to hide out by when on the run. Yeah they never left the desert but Scar never left monopoly mountain and Grian never left the cactus ring.

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