Commission For @cappucinotarts I Had So Much Fun Making I Decided To Do It As A Short Comic :D Thank

When Noah gets drunk, he really sweet-talks his adorable alien boyfriend.

Don’t be shy Mags. Time for business ^ ^

back by some kind of demand!! its more Mirage in heat time :3

"First of all. Put that away."

Mirage sheepishly and reluctantly slides his panels shut.

"Okay, so, let's get this straight. You guys got some kinda mating cycle, yeah? And you think you lost whatever suppressor you had installed in Peru."

Mirage, now sitting up, knees drawn up so he can rest his arms on them, quietly nods. A quiet Mirage is weird.

"Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool. And you don't want me to call your friends so they can help you. So I need to help you."

"WHAT? No, you good, man. I'm good. I don't need help. I'm fine!"

Noah just kinda goes :/ and puts a hand on Mirage's modesty plating, watching as the bot immediately gasps and bucks his hips and has to plant his hands behind him to support him

"That don't look fine to me."

Mirage looks at him with big pathetic optics.

"Look," Noah strokes his hand across the warm plating, drawing a whine from the Porsche's vocaliser, "it's hurting you, right? I ain't leaving you like that."

Now that Mirage has overloaded once, some of the heat in his frame has finally dissipated. He's warm, which is unusual, but no longer scalding. The gloves come off and Noah's bare hands land back on modesty plating, drawing yet more needy whines from Mirage.

To be fair to him he does a good job at keeping those panels shut. His HUD pings him incessantly to let them slide open, but he dismisses them for now.

Hands wander off into Mirage's hip joints, smoothing over plating and dipping into joints. Mirage lets his helm fall back, mouth hanging open. He can already feel the charge building up again. Lubricant seeps out from behind his plating, adding to the mess he's already created on the floor

"Tell me what you need. I'll help you, 'kay?"

"I... I need you."

Oh mirage

Ohhh mirage

Noah's right, Mirage, you are not fine

"Tell me what you need. I'll help you, 'kay?"

"I... I need you."

Yes yes yes, yes he does

you call the shots, babe, i just wanna be yours

Im imagining Megatron casually sitting back and reading a datapad, with one arm around Rodimus to keep him from squirming too much. He doesn't really need to though... Roddys sitting in his lap, legs wrapped around him and face buried in his shoulder

Grinding his valve down where it's impaled on Megatrons spike

Every little movement he can't stop himself from doing makes him whine and tear up, because Megs just spent a few hours overloading him into oblivion

Every part of his valve is ridiculously oversensitive, every single node and sensor is being overstimulated by the massive spike, and he's completely helpless and too fucked out to do anything except grind mindlessly.

Them spending the night like that, and every so often Megs will put down his datapad, grab Roddy by the hips, and slam him down on his spike until Megs gets his own overload. Then he picks up the datapad, with Rodimus still sobbing and trembling from the aftershocks of his own overloads, and starts reading again. Casual as can be

Tailgate's got little hands, little fingers, good for getting in sensitive seams. Even better for poking into nodes, maybe even shoving his whole arm up Cyclonus' valve if they're having a long night. Tailgate sealing his intake around Cyclonus' node and sucking until the poor mech is screaming, sobbing begging for mercy, for a break, but Tailgate hasn't heard the safeword or gotten a ping telling him to let off, so he keeps going (this text is showing up as gray idk why or how to put it back, sorry if it's hard to read)

Eventually moves up to Cyclonus' spike, too big to fit in his intake but that's okay, because he can get his little fingers all over it and dig into the most sensitive bits so easily.

Big scary mechs waking up everyone on the lost light with their screaming and begging cuz their smaller partners just love taking them apart

🪶

Oh it isn't gray on my screen, so it's good!!

This is definitely good too, because hhghhg yes

We need to get weirder about Tailgate's mouth and IDW bots having weird mouths sometimes 💖💖💖

and YES

minimegs, cdrw, hell fucking sunderfroid in the brig

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*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

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yaya i've been losing my mind. i think dee needs to be externally very much against interfacing on the job, and orion keeps trying to convince him to do it. orion does not need to know that the thought of fragging orion into a strutless sobbing heap is haunting his recharge, keeping dee charged up near-endlessly.

how long will dee's resolve last before he drags orion into a little offshoot of the mine, pinning him to the wall and hissing that orion has ruined him even as he reaches down and palms at orion's panels with a command to open

orion's valve is still obscured, but dee can feel the warmth there, and all it takes is rough circles on his node for the petals to relax enough for him to sneak down and shove two fingers into his valve in the just-rough-enough way he knows gets orion revved up

he brings orion to the edge like that, grinding his palm into orion's node and shoving against internal nodes until orion is squealing and trembling as he grabs at dee's arm. as soon as he can feel orion's calipers start to flutter around his fingers in that familiar way, he's ripping away, roughly squeezing at the panel casing as he tells orion to close, now

orion tries to whine, rolling his hips, but dee shuts that down quickly. he's not going to be the only one charged up and ready to go from this whole deal

I don't think it'll take that long before Dee snaps and plows into that valve like he's trying to breed Orion.

But also edge play, Dee would, keeping him all nice and charge, seeing the way he moves uncomfortably while mining, trying not to paulm at himself because he knows that Dee is watching him.

uhmmm. mashing them together like barbie dolls