an AU where neil doesn’t play exy professionally but instead somehow lands a job as a commentator….
he is obviously terrible at being impartial. every time andrew is playing it’s just:
“minyard just stared down the referee for calling a foul. the ref immediately reconsidered. fascinating display of psychological warfare.”
“some say he’s the best goalkeeper of his generation. they’re correct.”
and when Kevin is playing:
“Day takes the shot... and scores. i’m sure he’ll be insufferable about it for the next decade.”
“a near miss from Kevin. don’t worry, he’s probably already coming up with a 45-minute PowerPoint on how the court dimensions were off by 0.03 inches.”
The latest bet the Foxes have made is on how long it will take for Kevin to break Neil's phone to keep him offline. The bet that immediately follows is about exactly how fast Kevin can run.
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first forever partner friday of 2025? (comm for @ajmprnt through the @aftg4palestine fund!!)
atsushi continuously realizing he is surrounded by absolute freaks
It's still wild to me that Ichirou brought Neil to watch him shoot Riko and ask him if he's happy with the result. Like we could unpack so much from this scene.
It is obviously a mirror of when Riko brought Neil and Kevin to watch Neil's father cut up a man in that very same tower.
But why did Ichirou even invite him to see this, its not like when Riko did it as a message of intimidation to Kevin and Neil, Ichirou was aware that Neil would actually enjoy this. Nora confirmed that this is one of Neils happiest moments in the series until this point. Ichirou could have sent someone to let Neil know Riko was dead but he wanted Neil to see. And then to ask him if he's satified
"Ichirou stopped in front of Neil. "You have cost the Ravens their coach and their captain. Are you satisfied?" It made no sense at first, because Tetsuji was still alive. When Neil caught on he stopped breathing. Tetsuji Moriyama was stepping down—not necessarily because Neil had asked for it, but because Ichirou had been here firsthand to see what the Ravens had become under Tetsuji's guidance. Stuart had said Ichirou was cutting his losses. The Ravens' reckless violence and fraying sanity made them a glaring liability. Ichirou wanted nothing to do with Edgar Allan's tarnished reputation. Neil was suddenly wide awake. "Your people are safe, as are mine. Yes, I'm satisfied."
Ichirou's smile was cold and fleeting. "Let them call you by whatever name they like. You will always be a Wesninski at heart."
I love that Neil is such a brat that he was like : but Tetsuji is still alive 😟 oh wait he's ruined forever? OK then this is the best day ever 😊 yay ❤️
Like this whole thing man. Mafia kids are on their own level when it comes to making friends I guess.
Ichirou to Neil being all : wanna be friends? I'll kill this guy that's been bothering you
Neil to Jean being all: wanna be friends? I'll kill this guy that's been bothering you
Seriously they are like cats
Hajime and the Reserves
finally i made this
Kill who you want to kill, honey
strangers from hell text posts!!
I made both versions because why not?