Keep In Mind That This Says "charged" With Rape.

it could easily bite me in half but that’s an ancient sea puppy and i’m gonna pet it

Illustration of Plesiosaurs by Zdenek Burian, 1963 - “Prehistoric Sea Monsters”

what abled ppl think is a massive problem for disabled folks: 13 year old on the internet faking something

what is actually a massive problem for disabled folks: "well you don't LOOK disabled, are you sure you're not faking? I'm not giving you accommodations until you PROVE you're not faking. Please give me, a stranger, your medical info and explain your condition to me in detail so I know you're not faking and only then will I respect or take you seriously"

preserved nodosaur, my beloved.

a rotund figure clutching a sweet treat

here’s the facts

donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant

he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”

the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option

they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb

donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets

trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings

when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord

when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:

“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”

why are they so fucking weird /pos

these images take me out because this is exactly how Ranboo would act if they had to do a photo shoot with the prompt “be a robber stealing a computer”

WOAHHH

GENLOSS MALL MY GOAT

I forgot to share this piece but I had so much fun with it!! My excuse to practice background paint :D

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if she's your girl then how come she's hallucinating my 10,000-y.o. dripping wet corpse

what’s wrong, honey? you’ve barely touched your anxiety and knees