Hell yeah!
Hello Infinite Enjoyers *takes your super serious masculine war criminal and gives her estrogen*
YES! PLEASE PARAMOUNT! MAKE THIS HAPPEN! WE NEED VILLAIN STONE!
LEE TEASES STONE AS THE NEXT BIG VILLIAN his grief over losing Robotnik making him worse oh yes please
His home was called Euclydia and it was entirely two dimensional. ("Flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams.")
Bill was unique among his people because he had a mutation that allowed him to see the third dimension. This can mean that either a) Euclideans don't have eyes and Bill is the only one who had one or b) if they did have eyes, he literally had a third eye.
Bill's parents were most likely named Scalene and Euclid. Entering either of their names into the computer gives the prompt LIFE FORM NOT FOUND. Bill is stated to only draw red and blue triangles in art therapy, so those were probably their appearances.
From the code JUSTFITIN, you get this colour-coded poem:
Rock a bye billy Please don’t you cry It’s not your fault You have that strange eye Stay safe with mommy You’ll never fall And we’ll always love you Sharp angles and all
Bill says that everyone in Euclydia loved him. However, it's more likely that he was feared because of his mutation and talk of a third dimension. Bill has said numerous times that love and fear are the same, and if you enter WELLWELLWELLBEING into the computer:
Bill's parents took him to a doctor to help suppress his vision of the third dimension. This has been discovered through the codes on the silly straw page:
Fussy eater, baby Billy / Wouldn't drink unless it's silly The doctor says three sips a day / Will make the visions go away Eye doctor of a different kind / Who wants to make his patient blind Twisted out of shape after the kill / The ghosts of his family are haunting him still
Bill is responsible for the Euclidean massacre. Reversed audio on the website says that "the sky is on fire", and when Bill talks about liberating his dimension, his eye shows a fiery landscape too. Though he claims to have liberated them both in Weirdmageddon and the transmission with Time Baby, he is regretful and misses home. If you type in EVENHISLIESARELIES, you get a transcript of one of his sessions in the theraprism.
And from the axolotl's poem in Curse of the Time Pirate's Treasure:
When he tells Ford about his home dimension, he says that it was destroyed by a monster. And when Ford says that he could seek out the monster and get revenge on it, Bill replies: "Sixer, it would eat you alive." Bill also says that if he tries to talk about the day Euclydia was destroyed, there's a loud buzzing in his ears and he blacks out for 30 seconds. Still, he tells others that he freed everyone and that they are grateful for it. Until he gets drunk and starts calling out for his mom, asking her where she went...
still one of my favorite fan art pieces i've ever made. pancakeduo are so fun to draw :]
It’s still in progress but my mind was blowing up with ideas when creating my AU of Bill. I plan on creating comics of him whenever I get the chance since I’m still getting use to drawing Ford and Bill…and my lack at art skills don’t help but I’ll post a comic when I figure it all out
Heavily inspired by the AU’s of @honeqq and @handymanbill
I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
I feel like I need to bring this back up....
Ok so uh…
Like, nobody has a phone like that? Is it supposed to be our phone?
Idk just something I noticed that nobody was talking about as far as I could tell…
Ok so a few people were asking where I found the first image
It’s just this image that brightened up 
You can find it in the media section on the website, it’s the “Julie-rella” segment
Ok so uh…
Like, nobody has a phone like that? Is it supposed to be our phone?
Idk just something I noticed that nobody was talking about as far as I could tell…
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