I Keep On Getting Little Shop Of Horrors Themed Posts On My Tumblr Padge Even Though I've Never Interacted

I'm asexual but WOMEN

WOMEN ARE HOT

I was thinking about The Voice of The Cheated while I was drying my hair today

I dropped my hairdryer and then proceeded to knock several things off of my table when leaning down to pick it up and then fall over

His bad luck curse extends to the real world

HGSGJKGSGJNDGSKGF!?!?!?!?!?!?

Just a random headcanon that will not leave my brain:

The contrarian keeps a bunch of ridiculous accessories on him at all times and will randomly put one on mid conversation

Like, you'll be talking with him and you'll look away for less than a second and when you look back he's got one of these stuck on the end of his beak

And if you try to point it out he acts really confused and pretends not to know what you're talking about

"what do you mean? I've always had a mustache!"

Idk, just an idea

Same, weird is cool

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

This is what overstimulation feels like if any of you neurotypicals were wondering

I made an alternate version of the 3d tbh a few days after the original but never posted it until now

Foamtale, Undertale but everyone is covered in foam

That's it, that's the only difference

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

Do you think it's kinda weird for Cheated to receive affection?

I mean, like Cold is born from violence, and violence is one of the only things he knows, The only thing Cheated has ever known is pain.

And whenever good things do happen, it's usually followed by something terrible, or their are strings attached.

"It’s par for the corse."

So when everything is said and done and their all free from the cabin, the freedom is unusual for him.

Does he feel like this is all temporary? Does he have intrusive thoughts that the rugs gonna be pulled out from under them at any given moment, and they'll be back in the basement with Razor because that's just his fucking luck?

Does he instinctively flinch or shrink away from being touched because he's just expecting it to be painful? When he receives gentleness, does he feel uncomfortable and expects their to be strings attached?

Then he starts to feel guilty because it's not fair to others to just assume things like that.

Doki Doki Pristine Club!

Up first we have: Skeptic, our club president!

Equal in brains and beauty, and with a steady head on his shoulders, he'll always be out of your reach! A sad side effect of being a tutorial character, I suppose...

Then we have: Smitten, our vice president!

Bubbly and ditzy, he's been friends with Opportunist since childhood! He's been acting kind of weird as of late... What could be troubling him?

Then we have our first club member: Cold!

Rather aloof at the best of times and with a reputation for being a freak, not many people tend to like Cold. But somewhere hidden behind his icy exterior is a warm heart—perhaps Opportunist will be the one who melts it!

Then we have our second club member: Stubborn!

The brutish cutesie type, Stubborn is well known in the school for being brash, intense, and passionate. But there are rumors that he has a softer, sweeter side, with a love for baking... A rumor that Opportunist may soon discover to be true!

And finally, our newest member: Opportunist!

Just as mischievous and cunning as ever, Opportunist has recently been dragged into this literature club by Smitten! He's not too sure about all this reading business, but these cute birds sure have caught his eye... The question is, which one will catch his heart?

designs by @everestgale

au collaborators - @phantasmatoucan @coldranger @pzysm @pink-november