Some More Unsolicited Landoscar Just Because

I don’t make the rules🤷

Imagine still pushing the “Ocon is a psychopath” narrative in the big year of 2025. The same Ocon who promised he’d catch and release spiders in hospitality because he knows Ollie is petrified of them? The same Ocon who goes out of his way to take time for all of his fans because he had a negative experience with someone he admired growing up and he doesn’t want his fans to feel the way he did? The same Ocon who bought his parents their dream home and his father his dream garage once he finally made it in F1 because they gave up everything for him as a child and sold their home and his father’s business so he could chase his dreams? He’s a psychopath? Do you fucking hear yourselves?? I implore you to the fuck up. Please.

Charles Leclerc you beautiful Monaco Mouse. I'd torch Maranello if it made you see the light. I'd fight that bald headed French guy if it made your aura brighter. I'd go to war with the Spanish if it made you happier. Platonically,of course. I am not Max Verstappen after all.

The Outsiders as things me and friends have said

Two-bit: Uhm, are you kidding, my massive horsecock?

Dally: I mean, c’mon, dying kids? That’s so funny

Steve: Well shit me in the ass

Ponyboy: I THOUGHT IT SAID APPLESAUCE

Sodapop: Get on my fucking level you bitch

Johnny: How am I supposed to know if I like it

Darry: You are a BOSSY PANTS

Something about Dino's last name shortening to Beg next to the Ferrari logo while he's driving Charles' car feels ominous. I just don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing yet.

there’s something poetic about sebastian defending lando while mark is oscar’s manager. it’s beautiful seb still finds ways to spite him.

oscar piastri the man that you are… could have dnf’ed like 5 others this race but was the only one to fight back, get his ass back on track, UNLAP HIMSELF and get points. unbelievable drive.

My 2 fav men😍

NOOOOOOOOO WHY DID HE EXPLODE