Germany, 2020, Merthur

Story Idea: After 999 consecutive terms as Hell’s first and only president, Lucifer decides to step down, putting the entire netherworld in a panic about who will replace him.

At the same time, a recently deceased PR manager who sold her soul to a demon in her youth finds out the rights to her soul have been sold many times and she is now the property of a low-level government clerk who got her as a gift.

Seizing on the opportunity, she decides her meek and introverted new owner should be the next president of Hell. And she’s gonna make it happen.

Commission for @larluce for her fic Saning the Dragonlord's Son (which is available in spanish too!)

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if I had a nickel for every time Camelot was under attack, but Merlin still took the time to make Arthur smile I would have so many nickels I forgot to count them all

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good morning and happy is it really tuesday tuesday

I have this sorta stupid headcanon about when Arthur tries to promote merlin to like court sorcerer or something, and Merlin has a moment of panic and refuses the promotion and is all "I don't want power Arthur,I've already told you I'm proud to serve you till the day I die" or sommate and Arthur is all "after all you've done for Camelot for me for our kingdom I can't allow you to lurk in the shadows anymore, besides this way you won't have to sneak away to do your magic what not and all that and you can actually take the time to work on it, just let me promote you" and Merlin is still refusing till finally Arthur gives him The Look™ and just asks finally "merlin, tell me, what's really going on?"

And Merlin just very sheepishly admits that he doesn't like the idea of someone else doing all the things he does now.

He doesn't like that someone else is going to Stoke the fire at night, because that's always when he find Arthur up way too late and asks what's wrong and they talk about the stress of running the kingdom and how he secretly misses Morgana and how worried he is about the Knight who hasnt returned from watch.

And he doesn't want someone else to be riding by arthur’s side or to help him dress in the morning or write his speeches, doesn’t want them there in all the simple moments that always bonded them

my dad is bald

Kilgarrah : I told Merlin that the fate of the entire Kingdom rests on his shoulders and that everyone is trying to kill Arthur who will die if he does not use the entirety of his power to protect him

Lancelot, Gwaine, Percival, Elyan, Arthur, Gwen : You fucked up a perfectly good warlock is what you did. Look at him. He’s paranoid.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

that's how dangerous starts right