Them Sillies

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

the adventures of Meow-lin

Colin, Bradley and that Origami interview

i know these are old news but let’s read it again for no particular reason.. :3

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"Magic is evil."

"Well, you see, Arthur, my magic is like your pratness."

"I beg your pardon?"

"You are prat. You were born a prat. You cannot stop being a prat. It can't be helped - it's just part of your nature, and yes, it is annoying to some people, but your friends put up with it because it's you."

"I am a warlock. I was born a warlock. I cannot stop being a warlock. I cannot help it. It's just a part of my nature. Some people think magic is evil, but hopefully...hopefully my friends will put it with it because it's me."

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Calypso & Odysseus :’)

Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks!

’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes Did bode and call out on the dash: Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams, And of things was the trash.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks! Beware of Shittos Glup, and shun Bendlebick Cumperdincks!”

He took his discourse sword in hand; Long time the chungus foe he sought— So rested he in the ball pit (free!) And sat awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish (derogatory) thought he sat, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came GIFfling through the old group chat, And hurgled as it came!

UWU! UWU! And through and through The discourse blade went "Um, actually, the Jabberwock is coded as friendly because 'eyes of flame' means red and orange, and those are warm and inviting colors according to 'color theory', which I guess you haven't heard of and don't understand." He left it dead, and with its head He man car door hook hand.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boi! O #frabjousday! Sounds fake but okay!” He reblogged in his joy.

’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes Did bode and call out on the dash: Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams, And all of us were trash.

You know, when I first saw this I thought face masks, like to clean your pores face masks, where meant. I was slightly confused

Unintended Benefits of Face Masks*

vaguely sinister

strangers don’t crowd my space

big Fuck You to facial recognition tech (which is dangerously out of hand)

easier to shoplift price gouged items (not that i do that but. i would probably do that.)

am painfully aware i should be brushing my teeth more

*no panic buying!!! leave these on the shelf for people who need them (people who might be contagious, high risk workers, medical personnel etc). 

Keep reading

Download Arthurian texts (6th century/16th century)

I wanted to write down in a post all the links of the download tag but only the ones about arthurian ancient texts, the ones that are many people want when they ask about “original arthurian legends”. So you will find those arthurian texts pre-1600 that I managed to find online.

Please, if you see mistakes or if you want to add links send me a message. *I added the symbol * and bolded my favourite ones and the ones I consider fundamental (and this is my personal opinion).

(~6th-century) De Excidio et Conquestu Britanniae (Gildas)

(~731) Ecclesiastical History of the English Nation (Bede)

(~9th-century) The Anglo-Saxon Chronicles

(~828) Historia Brittonum (Nennius) *

(~10th century) Annales Cambriae *

(~1125) The Deeds of the English Kings (Williams of Malmesbury)

(~1136) History of the Kings of Britain (Geoffrey of Monmouth) *

(~1150) Vita Merlini (Geoffrey of Monmouth) *

(~1155) Roman de Brut (Wace) *

(~1170) Lanval (Marie de France)

(~1170/1190) Four Romances (Chrétien de Troyes) *

(~1190) Brut (Layamon)

(~1250) Arthour and Merlin

(~13th century) Perlesvaus (The High History of the Grail) *

(~13th century) Morien  

(13th century) Parzival (Wolfram von Eschenbach) 

(~1375) The Avowying of Arthur

(~14th century) Sir Gawain and the Green Knight *

(~14th century) Libeaus Desconus

(~14th century) Ywain and Gawain

(~14th century) Sir Launfal (Thomas Chestre)

(~14th century) Stanzaic Morte d'Arthur

(~1400) The Alliterative Morte d'Arthur

(~1400) Sir Gawain and the Carle of Carlisle

(~1440) Sir Perceval of Galles

(~1450) The Jeaste of Sir Gawain

(1485) Le Morte d'Arthur Volume 1 + Volume 2 (Thomas Malory) *

(~15th century) The Awntyrs off Arthure

(~15th century) The Wedding of sir Gawain and dame Ragnell *

(~1500) The Greene Knight

(~1500) The Boy and the Mantle

(~1500) The Turke and Sir Gawain

(~1500) The Knightly tale of Gologras and Gawain

(1590/1596) The Faerie Queene (Edmind Spenser)

(~16th-century) The Misfortunes of Arthur (Thomas Hughes)

(~16th-century) Melora and Orlando suggested by marytennant

WELSH TEXTS with arthurian references

from the Red Book of Hengest

Culhwch and Olwen *

The dream of Macsen *

Dialogue between Myriddin and his sister

from the Black Book of Carmarthen

Dialogue of Myriddin and Taliesin

The stanzas of graves

Arthur and the porter *

from the Book of Taliesin

The Spoils of Annwn *

Song for Urien

Triads

The triads of the horses *

Welsh triads (Peniarth MS 54) *

The twenty-four knights of the round table) *

Other

Arthur and the Kaledywlch

King Urien and Modron

The quarrel of Arthur and Huail

Trystan and Esyllt

The dialogue of Melwas and Gwenhyfer (and the second version)

LIFE OF THE SAINTS

The Legend of St. Goeznovius 

The Life of St. Cadog

The Life of St. Carannog version 1 - version 2

The Life of St. Paternus

The Life of Gildas

The Life of St. Kentigern

The Life of St. Illtud

THE BOOK OF ANEIRIN