Birb Sketchies

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Despite being a vampire, slayer gets pegged.

funny funger video

date idea: i talk about red dead redemption for seven hours straight and at the end you stand up and clap (no breaks allowed)

blackened hands from dark magic + crucifixion scars rags like what is going ON with you

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

Enki: If you want my advice-

Cahara: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.

Enki: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he also tried to kill me.

Ragnvaldr: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

me opening ao3 like “hmm what will it be today, do I want to see my fav character be tortured, be a badass, be appreciated by everyone for the first time, or all of the above (usually in that order)”

"you

&

me,

forever

&

ever!

love,

freddy"

(rbs appreciated <3)