I Was Really Confused For Awhile

No

Other people on Halloween:

Going out trick or treating with their squad in group costumes and then Halloween party

Me on Halloween:

Waiting for Dan or Phil to upload panics when does and reads fanfic till its November

PHAN

Me: do you ship it

Them: no

Me: KK bye then (walks away)

Them: why is she like this

When equality finally happens, I will be able to order off the children’s menu without the dirty looks.

Yes yes he is

Dan is adorable.

NOT ANYMORE MWA HA HA

My college classes are like a high-level Dora the Explorer episode. Person up front asks a question, stares at you blankly for a few seconds, and then answers their own question.

A friend you can trust with a secret A best friend you can trust with your life A bæ you can trust with your food

Thinking bout responsibility like