Just Had The Random Urge To Make A Post While Watching Howl's Moving Castle In School. So Here's A Post.

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

They need to have a human body update that makes ovulation and the menstrual cycle optional. I'm not gonna be using it, I don't want children, so what's even the point anymore?

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

Good trope: Character yelling, "It's not what it looks like!" while doing exactly what it looks like.

Great trope: Character yelling, "It's not what it looks like!" while doing something so unfathomable that the person who interrupted them can't even begin to attempt to figure out what the hell it is they're seeing.

My cane arrives on Monday. Hopefully I can actually walk from class to class without dying now.

Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

THIS 😂

Flattening Nico's realistic trauma responses to "edgy" or "emo" is legitimately one of the lamest things this fandom has done.