Justawoodelf - Just A Wood Elf

i have never felt as much devastation in my soul as when i realized that moving to the city would mean how little of the stars i could see at night

i go to the planetarium and it helps but its not the same

i need to lay on my back in the dirt and let the vastness of the universe above me overwhelm my senses

touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

fuck “i can make him better” and only cowards stop just at “i can make him worse”

make him worse and twist yourself to match to the point that you’re both codependent monsters that make a date night out of killing others

laugh with joy when he unprompted brings you the heads of people who were only slightly rude and presents them like a bouquet of roses

because that is your love struck monster

he was bad before but you made him worse for yourself and only yourself

You know that veggie tales clip where it's bob the tomato trying to pitch themes for a movie and larry just keeps saying “A western bob” but each time it get more menacing.

That's me and coworker C when she keeps trying to use coworker L’s deadname out of her earshot. Except she is 5’0 and I'm 5’9, I'm always in earshot, can look over her, and am not afraid to call her a dick, respect your elders, and workplace be damned.

oops

If you are like me and got out of physically going to Christmas dinner for any reason (mine is i live across the country and work the day prior and the day after) but had to be in a (much too long) video call instead so you decided to drink away the frustrations said call cause:

Drink some water. Consume any bread you have in the house. You will thank yourself in the morning.

Just gonna leave this here

Steampunk queer

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

our sandcastle

do you guys ever think abt that bed. in the end no one respawned on it because scar died too early and grian too late