They Call Me "the Guy Who Loves Rocking Back And Forth" On Account Of How I Love Rocking Back And Forth

once took it as a challenge to get the the bottom of a glass of water before the waiter refilled it (without chugging it, obviously). so when a waiter came by i just started drinking it hoping they'll just avoid the confrontation and leave. but one time they just patiently waited for me to put the glass down and it was the most awkward eye contact i've ever experienced

funniest mistake you've ever made that seemed like a good idea at the time?

like there comes a point where you think something is fundamentally wrong with you. and then it turns out it’s just Friday and you haven’t washed your hair in three days and maybe you’re also just a little lonely and the combination of all three of those things is whittling a hole into your chest every time you breathe. but also the sun’s up. and you’ve survived everything so far, so you’ll survive this too, even if it hurts, even if you have to survive it many times.

girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward

my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

my negativity has been getting me through the pandemic, but these little cotton swabs keep testing me

when you

don't give up