Bitches Hate Me For My Earnest Whimsy And My Pathological Degree Of Avoidant Behavior

I am

⚪️ single

⚪️ taken

🔘 crime. I am punishment. Did you know? Crime and punishment are close friends?

YIPPEEEEE WE'RE BRINGING THE DECO TREE BACK BABYYYY

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🎄DECO MY TREE🎄

Decorate Friend's Tree for Christmas🎅

no pressure tags: @eggginabagg @atlas-72 @frogs-running-in-circles

retag cause yes: @powderedsnow320 >:D

Christmas tag challenge!

Go to decomytree and create a tree, then drop the link here and tag some moots, so they can leave you a special message for Christmas!

My tree: https://decomytree.com/home?hashedId=gWF2eZlknWfD

decomytree.com

🎄DECO MY TREE🎄

Decorate Friend's Tree for Christmas🎅

Tags! @shreysheep , @snekthedemonnoodle , @roughbuddy , @miranalvjy , @geezyoucouldatleastlaugh

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

To all the trans people who see this tonight, no matter what happens, we will survive. Trans people will still be here 4 years from now and 10 years from now and 100 years from now and tomorrow. We have always existed and we always will. The world cannot unlearn about us; we are too public, too loud, too beloved, too present. Ill be here tomorrow. Please stay here with me.

rip fyodor dostoevsky you would have loved system of a down

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

this is how i imagine them during the trojan war one is a war criminal and the other is just there because he was supposed to choose a side/j

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*