“POWERFUL Photo From Baton Rouge. (Photo By Jonathan Bachman Of Reuters.) UPDATE: She Was Just Released.”

Imagine the absolute joy on Leslie Knopes face when she realizes her parks are getting more foot traffic

Now imagine the look of absolute confusion when she finds out it’s for video game

Now finally imagine Leslie Knope organizing Pokémon tournament in order to increase the foot traffic at her parks

CODE PUMPKIN. CODE PUMPKIN.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

DISREGARD ANY CLAIMS THAT IT MIGHT BE JULY. THEY ARE UNTRUTHS.

CODE PUMPKIN NOW IN EFFECT.

The Nightly Show, June 21, 2016

I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via hamlett)

#ICanRelate

Put your phone in the oven to catch more fire type pokémon