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zelda 2 is coming out tomorrow!!!!

berthdei

(:

aldis, huh?

I was being hunted for sport in an Aldi's.

ok so! leaving a fryer (non air fryer, im talking bout that oil shit) on for like 5 hours can irritate your eyes!

someone forgot to turn it off and when i went down to get water, my eyes starting hurting like hell (like having them closed would hurt SO MUCH that i would start tearing up). we found out it was left on at like 12:30am, a few FIVE hours after dinner.

always remember to turn off your fryers after using them.

if this situation occurs:

open your windows

get some eye protection

turn off the fryer

k have a nice day

(i just remembered you csn color text and 🙂)

whenever someone says fuck the british, they actually mean fuck the english. it's the english people who took northern ireland. i will never forgive them.

hi (:

"FUCKING IDIOT!" also fits the stress pattern

they wouldn't use it though because they're COWARDS but anyway

they could have localized manzai birds, we could have had it