Crowley, teaching Aziraphale to drive: Okay, so you’re driving and Gabriel and Michael walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Aziraphale: Oh definitely Gabriel
Crowley, sighing: The brakes, angel. You hit the brakes.
this thread absolutely killed me
Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.
Take a moment to say thank you.
Thank you that I am alive.
Thank you that I am healthy.
Thank you that I am able to pursue my passion.
There may be darkness. At times, I may be tempted to give up.
But I don’t.
And not even the strongest of flames can burn this undying gratitude of mine.
For I will always be thankful.
~Nic A
And perhaps what made her beautiful
was not her appearance
or what she achieved
but in her love,
and in her courage,
and her audacity to believe,
~ Morgan Nichols
❤❤❤
Found my cat.
If you and your partner practice frequent, non-sexual consent, your relationship will be healthier and easier.
“Are you comfortable with me ranting about my day for a few minutes?”
“Oh, this is your poetry? Would it be okay if I read it?”
“Do you mind if I use your phone for a few minutes?”
“Wow, your meal looks awesome. Could I try some?”
It will save a lot of grief, especially in a developing relationship. Eventually, with consistent “yes’s” and “no’s” you can figure out more permanent boundaries and guidelines.
“I need to ask before ranting about my day or taking their food, but my partner is okay with me using their phone whenever. However, my partner does not like me reading their poetry unless they offer first.”
There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions. It feels like a game you can’t win.
When New Yorkers hear a violin 🤣🤣🕺🏾🔥
by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore
never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
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