Crowley, Teaching Aziraphale To Drive: Okay, So You’re Driving And Gabriel And Michael Walk Onto The

Crowley, teaching Aziraphale to drive: Okay, so you’re driving and Gabriel and Michael walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Aziraphale: Oh definitely Gabriel

Crowley, sighing: The brakes, angel. You hit the brakes.

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5 years ago
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this thread absolutely killed me

6 years ago

Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.

6 years ago

Take a moment to say thank you.

Thank you that I am alive.

Thank you that I am healthy.

Thank you that I am able to pursue my passion.

There may be darkness. At times, I may be tempted to give up.

But I don’t.

And not even the strongest of flames can burn this undying gratitude of mine.

For I will always be thankful.

~Nic A

5 years ago
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And perhaps what made her beautiful

was not her appearance

or what she achieved

but in her love,

and in her courage,

and her audacity to believe,

~ Morgan Nichols


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5 years ago

❤❤❤

Found my cat.

5 years ago

If you and your partner practice frequent, non-sexual consent, your relationship will be healthier and easier.

“Are you comfortable with me ranting about my day for a few minutes?”

“Oh, this is your poetry? Would it be okay if I read it?”

“Do you mind if I use your phone for a few minutes?”

“Wow, your meal looks awesome. Could I try some?”

It will save a lot of grief, especially in a developing relationship. Eventually, with consistent “yes’s” and “no’s” you can figure out more permanent boundaries and guidelines.

“I need to ask before ranting about my day or taking their food, but my partner is okay with me using their phone whenever. However, my partner does not like me reading their poetry unless they offer first.”

5 years ago

This is sooo cute!

Aziraphale: *does Anything* Crowley: *is Fond*
Aziraphale: *does Anything* Crowley: *is Fond*
Aziraphale: *does Anything* Crowley: *is Fond*
Aziraphale: *does Anything* Crowley: *is Fond*
Aziraphale: *does Anything* Crowley: *is Fond*
Aziraphale: *does Anything* Crowley: *is Fond*
Aziraphale: *does Anything* Crowley: *is Fond*
Aziraphale: *does Anything* Crowley: *is Fond*
Aziraphale: *does Anything* Crowley: *is Fond*
Aziraphale: *does Anything* Crowley: *is Fond*

Aziraphale: *does anything* Crowley: *is fond*


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6 years ago
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t

There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions. It feels like a game you can’t win.


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5 years ago

When New Yorkers hear a violin 🤣🤣🕺🏾🔥

5 years ago

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

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