"mr. Bonzo Is One Of Our Externals" I'm Sorry, Is That Bitch Getting PAID?

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

that horse drawing meme but its falin

Now tell me he wouldn't do that

hsr incorrect quotes, pepsi post (2/?)

HE JUST WANTED A SLUSHEE AND A SLIM JIM, WHAT THE HELL MAN

You guys won’t believe what show I started due to @witchinatree

It’s “The Umbrella Academy”!! and because they keep advising me and warning me I will not be watching season 4

I hate this show give me hte digeo and lila i know back, pleak this isnt them

If I come out of hibernation next week mind your business

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

I will need 3 to 5 business days to emotionally recover from this part in gigi's animatic of God Games......

LITTLE BABY TELEPORTATION REACHING FOR ATHENA'S HAND I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS NOW😭😭😭😭😭😭

I was listening to Too Sweet - Hozier and all I could think about for the lyrics “I think I’ll take my whiskey neat, my coffee black and my bed at three” is Jonathan Sims, and for the “You’re too sweet for me” lyrics is Jonathan talking to Martin