The Difference Between @kabookachowiced And I's Main Takeaways From The Magnus Protocols Ep 11 Is

I just sat here laughing at my computer screen for a good 10 minutes

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

Reading diego hargreeves x reader fanfiction with my friend (@witchinatree* Lesbian ) let's see how this goes

This movie hurt me in a way that I relate to it

NICK JONAS AS RENN WHEELAND THE GOOD HALF (2023) Dir. Robert Schwartzman

x super happy for shawn🤧🥰

(btw, ↓screenshot from sm5 day1 video)

I guess you really didn’t know what was coming to you :3

magnus protocols episode 23 ramble

i feel like garbage rn so it's time for my comfort horror podcast!!

@kabookachowiced saw spoilers and keeps sending me threatening msgs about it and i'm really scared. "you don't know what's coming to you" HUH?

poor lena, she's just trying to keep this disaster from falling apart and sam is not helping

"sort of comforting in a way" the horrors are a source of comfort for me too sam it's okay

a better you..? this sounds like a creepy mlm rn

oh piece not peace, had to pull up the transcript LMAO

it'd be really funny if it said "colon, closed parenthesis" instead of "smiley face"

if this fucking mosquito doesn't stop getting in my face.

i'm.. worried...

um what the actual fuck are you doing

i'm worried the sequel

are they calling the coral "she" or is there a person.

they're referencing usernames and talking to people but there's no comments?? where are they talking to them??? might be irrelevant but i dunno

this is horrid i do not enjoy it

once again asking if you guys remember that statement in tma when the guy had a person growing out of him until it hatched, i think it was season 5. i also remember he went to the grocery store once if that's helpful

i'm really concerned i am so concerned. SHE HAS YOUR EYES? SHE SHOULD GIVE THOSE BACK?

MOLD? MOLD? MOLD? why are you moldy.

this is sad as fuck i wish she loved herself instead of doing whatever the shit this is

oh that one had 37 comments

oh god

yeah so moral of the story love yourself?? lmao??

THEY'RE DEAD? oh i hate you guys i hate you guys so much

"they never even met"

WHAT RHE FUK WHAT THE FC DO YOU EVER THROW YOUR PGONE DO YOU EVER THEOW YOUR PHONE

BASIRA BASKRA BASKRA BASIRA AND HELEN I GUESS BUT BASIRA SORRY I DIDN'T LIKE HUMAN HELEN BUT BASIRA I'M IN LOVE WITH HER YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M IN LOVE WITH HER AND NOW SHE'S ALSO MENTJONED BU NAME

i need a minute give me a second (11:59)

ok i took a walk. (12:01)

oh gwenny.. oh gwen honey

alice be nice pls i'm begging you

they're bonding and now i need gwen in therapy

the lie noise on "i've not been 'arsey'" LMAO

holding a TAPE RECORDER I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE LMAOO

and alice reacted alice knows

alice don't acknowledge it alice quit your job alice run away with gwen you two just run away into the sunset i've lost hope for sam and celia but you two can get out and be free

THAT'S THE END? good lord i'm shaking

some Circe doodlessss

HE JUST WANTED A SLUSHEE AND A SLIM JIM, WHAT THE HELL MAN

You guys won’t believe what show I started due to @witchinatree

It’s “The Umbrella Academy”!! and because they keep advising me and warning me I will not be watching season 4

Himeko: So what pronouns do you want us to use for you?

Trailblazer: Most creative ones win.

@witchinatree is currently reading out loud to me and @adcar

God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman

Epic the musical has me in a chokehold I fear (crayola markers have very limited colour choices 😔) (aeolus in @gigizetz design!!)