Sometimes Sappy Is Better

honestly when it comes to ladynoir i kinda eat up preconceived notions. like whenever Chat tells Ladybug a story about himself, her brain comes up with something oh-so-totally different than if she imagined it for Adrien.

like if he mentions his room? she would NEVER in a million years think of the grandiose room Adrien has in the Agreste house in the context of Chat Noir. her brain would likely come up with a dimly lit, smaller-to-average size room, probably a little messy, absolutely teeming with anime posters on the walls and a desk with a big monitor and a silly gamer chair with cat ears. just absolutely screaming personality.

and when Ladybug lets slip that she works for her parents? Chat Noir, who has been an employee of the Gabriel company for pretty much his entire cognizant life, would never have his go-to guess be his Lady being a baker’s daughter. No, his brain weirdly enough goes straight for her doing office-type work for her parents, even though she’s 14 and this makes literally no sense lol. (but he’s been extorted by his parents for his entire life so is that really shocking)

she’s always imagined he’d have siblings, but has never been able to decide if she thinks he’s the youngest or oldest

he’s always been fairly convinced she’s pretty athletic in her real life, and probably plays some sports competitively

I just love love love the idea of them being so absolutely flabbergasted when they find out bc they had all these ideas in their head they thought were on the right track and end up being beyond incorrect.

Marinette especially has her brain oh so totally shattered bc the mental image of “civilian chat noir” was so absolute in her head that when it comes out to be reserved, clean-cut Adrien she’s just like ?!?!?!?!? blue screen

forget ladybug let marinette be the knitting fairy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know… The problem isn’t Marinette and Adrien knowing each other’s identities or dating or anything like that (even if the show keeps telling us that ladynoir can’t reveal themselves) because, as we saw in Chat Blanc, nothing bad happened even though Adrien knew Marinette was Ladybug, even though adrinette were dating. It was all fine UNTIL Gabriel decided to be the shittiest father he could be.

The problem is Gabriel Agreste. 

The problem is that this man is rotten to the core, the problem is that his son happens to be Chat Noir, the problem is that he is ready to hurt and abuse his son to get what he wants.

Ladybug and Chat Noir can learn each other’s identities. But Gabriel can’t find out who Chat Noir is. And Adrien can’t find out who Papillon is. 

for the Touches Ask Game: Marichat with Hugs #33

33: ‘picking them up hug’ - may I interest you in a piggy back? (:

blinks at you slowly. hai

Chat Blanc has blue eyes

And you know what does that mean for white cats?

Sensorineural Deafness

Watched the new Miraculous movie recently so you get THEM- Enjoy😭❤️🖤

He found out the scarf wasn’t *actually* a gift from his father. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hawkmoth, probably several times a day: Ah, what a powerful negative emotion! Betrayed, let down, and ignored by parents and guardians alike, unable to spend time with their dearest friends, isolated and- oh, it's just Adrien again. Never mind.

Whenever I talk about whatever media I’m into at the moment imagine I am presenting the characters to you like this