McGonagall: Is Anyone Going To Tell Me What's Going On Here?

Gryffindor: *throwing rocks at Slytherin's window*

Slytherin, loudly: You have a phone for a reason! *thump*

Slytherin, lifting up their window: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

Sirius: Oh c’mon, I didn’t drink that much last night!

James: You were flirting with Moony.

Sirius: So what?? He’s my boyfriend.

James: You asked if he was single...

James: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

Harry: Ron, I did something terrible.

Ron: Don’t worry, I have a shovel.

Harry: I- wait, what did you think I did?

Ron: It doesn’t matter, Harry. No one will ever know.

[After a fight]

James: Are we friends again?

Sirius: No.

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: We're brothers.

James: That was terrifying, don't pause like that!

Pretty accurate honestly

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Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

Draco: That's my way of doing things. When life gives me pain, I take that pain and push it down. And if that pain starts to come up again, I push more pain down on top of it. Why confront something when you can avoid it, right?

Harry: ...Draco, do you need a hug?