Hi, My Name Is Toony/Trickster, A Nonbinary, Black, Disabled, Autistic, Queer 18 Year Old And I’m Getting

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

Lily: You're drunk!

Sirius: [slurring] That's a dirty lie. And I intend to press charges. The minute I'm sober.

Sirius: James, have you seen Lily?

James: I'm not seeing Lily!

Sirius: ...What?

James: What?

Bye people! I’m gonna die!

If this post gets to 500 notes then I won’t kill myself

Which it fucking wont

Friendly Reminder That:

Percy Jackson strangled a snake with his bare hands as a toddler

Percy Jackson got counseling for anger issues at one point

Percy Jackson tricked Procrustes into getting in his own water (torture)bed, and then cut his legs off

Percy Jackson bribed his way into the Underworld

Percy Jackson made the God of War bleed

Percy Jackson gave his mother Medusa’s head so that she could murder her husband

Percy Jackson was the one who came up with how to take down Talos

Percy Jackson caused a fucking volcano to erupt

Percy Jackson crashed his own fucking funeral

Percy Jackson made Phobos, the God of Fear, afraid

Percy Jackson made Kronos, the Titan Lord himself, afraid

Percy Jackson took down an undead army single-handedly

Percy Jackson almost stabbed Hades in the face just for the heck of it

Percy Jackson managed to steal a police cruiser

At first sight, Hazel Levesque thought he was a literal Roman god

Percy Jackson can understand Latin just as well as he can understand Greek, though Chiron had outright said that the Greek demigods couldn’t do that

Percy Jackson became praetor after only being in the camp for about a day at most

Just the look on his face reminded Leo Valdez of Jason Grace controlling flipping lightning

Percy Jackson manipulated Bob into killing his own brother by convincing him that they were friends and that’s what friends do for each other

Percy Jackson choked the Goddess of Misery with her own poison, and only stopped because he saw that Annabeth was afraid

Percy Jackson can control poison

Percy Jackson faced Tartarus himself and survived

Y’all: Percy’s just a loveable goofball who can’t find his way out of a paper bag

James: ‘What happens when you put a werewolf on the moon?’ is a great question. Probably the best question ever.

Remus: I’d explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon.

Sirius: We never said we’d send you up without a suit, you absolute monster.

OH. 🙂

Guys I get Stephanie Brown. I must admit I don’t know much about her personality, but this is making me want to because damn. DAMN.

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

OTP: *does anything remotely adorable*

Me: I. SHIP. THIS. WITH. MY. SOUL.

OTP: *breaks up*

Me: *Crying and eating ice cream* NO MY BABIES YOU'RE ​MEANT FOR EACH OTHER JUST KISS AND MAKE UP

Friend: wtf