Plz Be My Friend

I’ll go first …

Please "doot doot" me

Noone puts anything in my ask box

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

Sirius: *pulls curtain back while Remus is in the shower*

Sirius: Are we -- stop screaming, it's just me -- are we out of Doritos?

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

James: It's bad enough that she's having the baby and I can't be there with her!

Sirius: Well at least you were there for the important part.

Reblog to let your followers know you are a safe person to come out to.

You can only reblog this today.

Ron: Can we stop at McDonald’s?

Mrs. Weasley: Ronald, I’m making dinner at home.

Ron: [crying] I hate this fucking family.

Draco, watching the Little Mermaid: Why is she brushing her hair with a fork? What???

Harry, crashing through the door: it's a dinGLEHOPPER. TALK TO ME ONCE YOU'VE EDUCATED YOURSELF you UNCULTURED SWINE!!!!

Reblog if you are LGBT+ and don’t feel any hatred towards ally straight people. Reblog if you are straight and don’t feel threatened by LGBT+

but but but what if they say they are an ally and aren’t really accepting?