I Need Someone To Hold Me Gently And It's Getting Critical

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No holes for me thank you!

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Sirius: Nice hands, Moony.

Remus: Uh...thank you?

Sirius: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-

James: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Harry: You know, just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful person in the whole world. You know what I said?

Ron: What did you say?

Harry: I said... [sees Draco gesturing outside the window] Malfoy?

Ron: Malfoy?

Harry: No! No, that’s not what I was going to say!

Ron: Harry, you’re not making any sense...

Harry: I mean, sure, he’s handsome, he’s rugged, but- I- I have to go.

Got Bored, have art block, decided to design some nail art for giggles. Might do more.

If this gets

500,000 notes by the time I turn 21, (07/07/2021) I will get a TUA tattoo

If this post gets 80085 notes I will finally stop boymoding in public

Luna: What about Hermione? Does she ever sleep?

Ron: I think she periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.

I imagine that's true