so true
jiro: i like wemen
jiro: wonam
jiro: wimon
denki: it's okay take your time
jiro: *pointing at momo* GIRLS
Mini headcanon time đź’ś
Dabi likes to wear Hawks socks to slip and slide around the house in. Hawks caught him doing so coming home late one night after a long patrol. He was half way in the window when he saw Dabi sliding across the hall into the living room listening to music. Dancing sliding around the house completely comfortable in one of Hawks shirts, the backs cut out for Hawks wings.
Dabi danced for a solid five minutes with his eyes closed before he opened them and then they were shock wide open. They stared at each other for a second before dabi yelped and shot fire at hawks who dodged quicker than dabi could spark it. Squawking when he flew back inside.
“Dabi?! You could’ve killed me!”
“You saw me dancing!”
“So you tried to kill me?”
“ I didn’t try to kill you i tried to fry you! Big difference chicken!”
“Chicken? With those skinny legs?” Hawks said pointing at Dabi’s exposed lower half. The shirt covering up to his mid thigh, showing off indeed, skinny chicken legs.
“So what? You’re a bird so it’s different!”
“That makes no sense!”
“You don’t make sense!”
Dabi yelled, stomping off to the bedroom only to skip and fall on his bony ass. Hawks had never laughed so hard in his life.
Remus: This is a bad idea.
James: Yeah, I couldn't agree more, but what other choice do we have?
Remus: We could choose life...
1. Progesterone: not for everyone, but for many people it may increase sex drive and WILL make your boobs bigger. Also effects mood in ways that many find positive (but some find negative). Most doctors won’t prescribe this to you unless you ask. Most trans girls I know swear by it.
2. Injectible estrogen: is more effective than pill or patch form. Get on it if you can bear needles bc you will see more effects more quickly.
3. Estradiol Cypionate: There is currently a shortage of injectible estradiol valerate. There is no shortage of estradiol cypionate. Functionally they do the same shit.
4. Bicalutamide: This is an anti-androgen that has almost none of the side-effects of spironolactone or finasteride. The girls I know who are on it are evangelical about it.
reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
Harry: You know, just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful person in the whole world. You know what I said?
Ron: What did you say?
Harry: I said... [sees Draco gesturing outside the window] Malfoy?
Ron: Malfoy?
Harry: No! No, that’s not what I was going to say!
Ron: Harry, you’re not making any sense...
Harry: I mean, sure, he’s handsome, he’s rugged, but- I- I have to go.
...how??
my new years resolution is to……*spins wheel*…uh…..*throws dart*
happy 2016! its practically still new years, so i made these handy GIFS to determine what you need to do more of this year. take a screenshot and to find out what ya get! (dont remove plz: Â (fast gifs multiple gifs seizure flashing) Â )
James: You wouldn’t like me before my coffee.
Severus: That's funny cause I hate you, all the damn time.
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
Got Bored, have art block, decided to design some nail art for giggles. Might do more.