does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
Percy Jackson strangled a snake with his bare hands as a toddler
Percy Jackson got counseling for anger issues at one point
Percy Jackson tricked Procrustes into getting in his own water (torture)bed, and then cut his legs off
Percy Jackson bribed his way into the Underworld
Percy Jackson made the God of War bleed
Percy Jackson gave his mother Medusa’s head so that she could murder her husband
Percy Jackson was the one who came up with how to take down Talos
Percy Jackson caused a fucking volcano to erupt
Percy Jackson crashed his own fucking funeral
Percy Jackson made Phobos, the God of Fear, afraid
Percy Jackson made Kronos, the Titan Lord himself, afraid
Percy Jackson took down an undead army single-handedly
Percy Jackson almost stabbed Hades in the face just for the heck of it
Percy Jackson managed to steal a police cruiser
At first sight, Hazel Levesque thought he was a literal Roman god
Percy Jackson can understand Latin just as well as he can understand Greek, though Chiron had outright said that the Greek demigods couldn’t do that
Percy Jackson became praetor after only being in the camp for about a day at most
Just the look on his face reminded Leo Valdez of Jason Grace controlling flipping lightning
Percy Jackson manipulated Bob into killing his own brother by convincing him that they were friends and that’s what friends do for each other
Percy Jackson choked the Goddess of Misery with her own poison, and only stopped because he saw that Annabeth was afraid
Percy Jackson can control poison
Percy Jackson faced Tartarus himself and survived
Y’all: Percy’s just a loveable goofball who can’t find his way out of a paper bag
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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
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