Dick:

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

McGonagall: I assume you realise this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this room.

Sirius: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

Honestly shout out to people with anxiety and panic disorders, y'all don’t get enough recognition for your hard work. Pushing through your body’s instinct to fight/flee/freeze at the slightest worry is a whole new level of strength. You’re battling almost everyday against a fast-acting animalistic response that humans have been experiencing since the dawn of time, a response that is literally designed to take full control of your actions away from you. That takes so much courage and perseverance. You’re strong as fuck.

McGonagall: I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.

Umbridge: Calling me the devil? How original.

McGonagall: Actually, I was calling you a goat, you goat.

Barty Crouch: Your name was drawn from the Goblet of Fire! Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Harry: *looks over at Hermione*

Hermione: *mouths "not guilty"*

Harry: Hot Milky.

Hermione: For fuck's sake.

Remus Lupin: I can’t believe how bad this looks.

Sirius Black: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because, if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man’s.

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

Hermione: We have to get to a muggle hospital, and we have to get there fast.

Harry: Then I should drive.

Ron: Why you?

Harry: I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.

Hermione: Okay, let's do it.

[cut to]

Everyone in the Car: *screaming*

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break