“Nah, Don’t Be,” Reiner Replies, Leaning His Head Back. Bertholdt Wordlessly Reaches Over And Helps

AOT memes pt. 9

my very cool handcrafted personal recap

"Levi is emotionless and cold-" I will dropkick you. What attack on titan do people who think Levi has no emotion watch??

I wonder what they meant by that

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

did i cook here

muscle goals

Yea so Ody is finally home and he’s with his wife and son. It’s all cool and fun. But hold on. Can you imagine how HORRIFYING Odysseus and his family must be to other Royals now?

Here is a king that fought monsters, witches, slaughtered most of the male Nobles in his kingdom. FOUGHT POSEIDON AND MADE HIM BEG FOR MERCY!

And worst of all, he is crazy smart. So negotiating or trying to make deals with Odysseus must be the most horrifying thing in existence at the time. You can’t threaten him, you can’t negotiate a better position than him, you can only just sit there and smile as you pray you don’t accidentally offend him.

Oh and that’s not all, If Penelope also dislikes you, you’re f***ed. Because Odysseus fought a war for 10 years over an oath. Imagine what he would do if someone tried something with his wife… OH WAIT, we don’t have to. He SLAUGHTERED them! And she might not even need him to.

She is from Sparta and by Odysseus own words JUST AS SMART AS HIM. The main reason she didn’t go out and fight those nobles/kick them out is because of the laws of hospitality (which are enforced by Zeus). But with her god piercer husband, she doesn’t need to be so polite anymore. And she held the kingdom together for 20 years! She knows how to handle business. So yea, don’t mess with her either.

And his kid? He’s a warrior of the mind now! Who has the favor of ATHENA! WHO in a very short time learned how to fight. Going from losing a fist fight, to fighting dozens of men who only overwhelmed him because he got TIRED of kicking their asses! He has ATHENA on his side as his best friend. Dont even try

Point is The Ithaca royal family is a f***ing nightmare to deal with now.

Thinking about post-rumbling Reiner getting really into gardening, like he has a whole vegetable garden going (never needs to go to the market because he's always got fresh veggies on hand) AND a native garden bees buzzing around so happy. Reiner is amazed that his calloused, metaphorically (sometimes literally) bloodied hands can create beautiful life instead of death.