You Know, Some Of My Favorite Fics Are Abandoned.  And Yeah, I Wish They Weren't  Abandoned, But It

Wow. Just wow. You know I'd kill for a Bert and Ymir friendship. I adore that she calls him "Bertholdt-san" in canon and Junior High.

Bert died inside

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

Face card so lethal they had to nerf him with depression

We saw The Final Attack in theaters last night and I’m so glad we waited to finish it.

I’m so glad we managed to watch almost the entirety of Attack on Titan without spoilers.

I’m so glad I got to experience such an amazing series start to finish. I cried so many times and there was so much that moved me in the series.

down HORRENDOUS

Real talk

This is about Reiner in fanfiction that aren’t about Reiner. He’s often depicted as a toxic ex or a violent person and I know they’re just fanfiction but in canon when was the last time you saw him harm anyone out right. When Sasha punched him unprovoked he said she was right despite it being unreasonable- he let Eren punch his face with his silly nubs. He’s just a teddybear 😞 I know he’s a fictional soldier but he’s genuinely just a teddybear