Bertholdt Is One Of My Favourite Character In AOT, I Cried Over Him Once To The Point I Started Getting

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

AOT memes pt. 12

Hello I am back with more headcanons

How the 104th Cadet corps smokes 🍃 and what they’re like when they’re high

Plus bonus Porco and Pieck

Eren: Has every form of Rick and Morty paraphernalia in existence. Rolling trays, Tshirts, ash trays, you name it. Unironically says that people need a higher IQ to be able to “fully grasp” the message of the show. Used to smoke indoors but Mikasa pushed him to take it outside or at least open a window. Goes fully nonverbal (for once) but also can’t keep his hands to himself if he’s alone with Mikasa.

Mikasa: Doesn’t smoke a ton but she still somehow has an incredibly high tolerance. Has a pen that she named “Penjamin” and she discreetly hits it at the aquarium/museum. When she’s at home with Eren it takes one hit before their clothes are on the floor.

Armin: Tried smoking but it always just ends up giving him a headache for some reason. Edibles are a bit better but he never seems to really “feel it”, so he prefers to just not partake because he doesn’t want to waste money. Prefers CBD gummies and has a CBD pen on him so he doesn’t feel left out during sessions. A fiend for cigs though.

Ymir: WAKE. AND. BAKE. She can out smoke ANYONE, even Connie. Zeros her bong in one hit and does NOT clean it. Has a whole dab rig and puts grape-sized globs in it just for herself. Unironically watches Jackass and Filthy Frank videos when Historia isn’t around.

Historia: Smoked once and had a panic attack. Does not smoke or partake at all anymore and instead she drinks or hits her crusty ass juul from 2018 that’s covered with faded stickers, and she uses bootleg strawberry juul pods so she feels like she’s doing something. Babysits Ymir when she goes nonverbal and they also can’t keep their hands off each other. She’s the one to clean Ymir’s bong and yells at her when she leaves it on the coffeetable.

Reiner: Can rip a bong like nobody’s business but is classy enough to keep it in a cupboard when he isn’t using it. All his bags and pockets are littered with various brands of mint-flavored dispos because he vapes in public. Gets really calm and quiet and one time when he was with Jean the two of them got way too high together and started making out (they don’t talk about it and nobody else will ever know)

Bertoldt: Surprisingly chatty when smoking. Doesn’t do anything fancy and just has a glass pipe. Taught Reiner what a sploof was so he wouldn’t get caught by his mom. Has a decent tolerance but can sometimes overdo it because he underestimates edibles. “Man this edible ain’t shit” *Ten minutes later*: “dude do you ever think about how our fingers are just bony tentacles?”

Annie: Almost exclusively bums off of other people. Offers a drag of her cig in return. Also gets chatty but not nearly as much as Bert. She’s the one to pick out the movie and she’s the last one to fall asleep. Always jumps for nature documentaries or nostalgic things like Wallace and Gromit.

Marco: Does NOT smoke and sees weed as a gateway drug. Cried when he found out Jean keeps edibles on him and said he didn’t want him to become an “addict” until Jean invited him to babysit a JSC smoke session. Now he dislikes it but tolerates it for Jean.

Sasha: Munchies go with Sasha like milk goes with cookies. Full Mukbang channel with 2 million subscribers. The big draw to the channel is SJC antics and when Niccolo decides to make gourmet food for her to absolutely destroy when high. Eats all the edibles Pieck gives her in like 3 days.

Jean: Has those 5mg Caminos on lockdown in his back pocket to the point where they’ve worn a circular imprint in the denim and he has to clarify that, no, it is neither a tin of dip, nor is it Zyn packets. He keeps the Caminos on hand because they make him more social and relaxed in public without getting too zooted. At home he has a pen but rarely uses it. Prefers 20mg brownies Pieck makes him. Does not smoke with Reiner anymore. (He really enjoyed himself and is scared of the implications)

Connie: spent $600 on a gravity bong because he saw Seth Rogen talk about it. Has a YouTube channel under the name Con-man420 and the videos have titles like “REVIEWING SUPER LEMON HAZExGRANDADDY PURP HYBRID IN 4K HD”. Impossible to tell if he’s high or sober because you’re not ever entirely sure you’ve SEEN him fully sober.

Pieck: Makes edibles. Knows how to make canna-butter and runs a whole under-the-table edible business. Once it was legalized in her state she had a panic attack. When she’s high it’s like her brain completely shuts off and she has to do the little bicep hug with Jean or Porco if they’re out in public so she doesn’t get left behind. Falls asleep every time. Very cuddly and gets handsy depending on who she’s with.

Porco: Smokes out of a pipe shaped like an old-fashioned tobacco pipe. Pieck got it for him as a joke but he loves it. Can do smoke tricks with his pen. Plays Tame Impala and Glass Animals on vinyl and melts into the couch like that one DARE ad

Okay Ik I’ve said this before but I think the influx of Bertholdt/Reibert hate from that one guy who made like 20 accounts had the opposite effect. I’ve been seeing soooo much more Bertholdt and Reibert stuff on my dash as of recent and I’m so happy about it, ty number1Bertholdt_hater!!

reibert nation wake up i have a headcanon (this is inspired by a fanart and a fic ive seen. if anyone wants the fanart or the fic ill send it lol. i might write my own too)

isayama once said that the only time reiner and bertholdt were at peace and felt safe was when they were asleep dreaming. so hear me out they would sleep together (not like that) quite often esp if one of them was particularly upset that day or something

and at first one (typically reiner) would wake up before anyone else and get back into his own bed so as to avoid anyone discovering them. but one day bertholdt was the one that woke up first instead — and when he would sleep next to reiner he wouldn’t wake up half off the bed — but he didn’t really want to wake reiner up bc he looked so peaceful.

eventually he fell back asleep and then everyone else started to wake up…and connie was the first to notice them. yes connie springer. then eren. the two people you really wouldn’t want to find something out first. so they yelled “OH MY GOD GUYS LOOK” and everyone came over and saw the two strongest men of the 104th just casually cuddling and they were all just speechless.

luckily they didn’t wake them up but instead some of them RAN to annie like “bro you won’t believe this” and annie was like “yeah they do that all the time. they’re like always touching how have you guys not noticed this before” and it further freaks everyone out bc now the GIRLS know and it’s like oh shit they’re gay. annie wished they had a camera so she could’ve told the guys to take a photo of them

they wake up and notice that 1) they’re still basically fused with each other and 2) everyone is gone. oh shit. they’re both freaking out and also getting ready as to not be late and once they reach the field or wtv where everyone is everyone doesn’t know what to say but they know. annie is trying not to laugh bc she’s a bit mischievous like that ok shush, bertholdt is mortified and wants the ground to swallow him whole and reiner is like “yeah and so what??” and very nonchalant abt it somehow, everyone else just goes “yep ok sorry” and it’s never mentioned again. to their faces anyway. ymir, connie and sasha are always talking about it.

long ass headcanon but it’s ok

"You're okay with open borders? Then maybe you should open your house doors and let anyone barge in."

Last time I checked, the entire country is not my personal property. So I don't get to choose who enters the country the same way I get to choose who enters my house.

And if I did get to choose who's welcome in the country, I'd much rather keep the immigrants and deport the Trump supporters.

Mikasa wondering where she went wrong and thinking to herself “I raised my baby bro to be a lil cinnamon roll, not some deviant”.